The 2012 People’s Choice Awards happened last night hosted by The Big Bang Theory‘s Kaley Cuoco! GREAT! The only REAL our awards show, each winner completely decided on by the us somehow. Maybe through call-in votes, or maybe through some sort of online ballot, or maybe you had to send in a tear-out from a magazine, I’m not sure, but I am sure that we all must have voted somehow because all of our favorites won just kidding! I can’t believe the kind of stuff that won this thing! For example, guess what won “Favorite Cable TV Comedy.” I’ll give you one million guesses. Are you finished guessing? YOU’RE WRONG! HOT IN CLEVELAND WON!

Not to ruin any kind of idea you’re supposed to have that I actually watched this awards show last night because I have to admit that I did not, but I’m reading about it now and HOLY MOLY WHAT A BORING AWARDS SHOW! The musical guests were Faith Hill and Demi Lovato, if that tells you anything about what the night must have been like. I didn’t know Faith Hill was still making music and I am aware that the name Demi Lovato is famous but FOR WHAT? And then I don’t think anything else happened! People got awards that I have to imagine they don’t really care about and then everyone went home. Honestly, the big news is that Robert Pattinson got a haircut. (You can see a picture of it in the photo gallery.) (It’s for sure a haircut.) So since the only thing that did happen is that people and things that you would never expect in a billion guesses got awards (PRETTY LITTLE LIARS GOT FAVORITE CABLE TV DRAMA!), why not check out the gallery and then the full list of winners after the jump:

Favorite Movie: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2

Favorite Movie Actor: Johnny Depp

Favorite Movie Actress: Emma Stone

Favorite Movie Icon: Morgan Freeman

Favorite Action Movie: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2

Favorite Action Movie Star: Hugh Jackman

Favorite Drama Movie: Water for Elephants

Favorite Comedy Movie: Bridesmaids

Favorite Comedic Movie Actor: Adam Sandler

Favorite Comedic Movie Actress: Emma Stone

Favorite Movie Star Under 25: Chloe Moretz

Favorite Movie Ensemble Cast: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2

Favorite Animated Movie Voice: Johnny Depp as Rango, Rango

Favorite Movie Superhero: Ryan Reynolds as Green Lantern

Favorite Book Adaptation: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2

Favorite Network TV Drama: Supernatural

Favorite TV Drama Actor: Nathan Fillion, Castle

Favorite TV Drama Actress: Nina Dobrev, The Vampire Diaries

Favorite Cable TV Drama: Pretty Little Liars

Favorite Network TV Comedy: How I Met Your Mother

Favorite TV Comedy Actor: Neil Patrick Harris, How I Met Your Mother

Favorite TV Comedy Actress: Lea Michele, Glee

Favorite Cable TV Comedy: Hot in Cleveland

Favorite TV Competition Show: American Idol

Favorite TV Crime Drama: Castle

Favorite Sci-Fi/Fantasy Show: Supernatural

Favorite Daytime TV Host: Ellen DeGeneres, The Ellen DeGeneres Show

Favorite Late Night TV Host: Jimmy Fallon, Late Night with Jimmy Fallon

Favorite TV Guest Star: Katy Perry, How I Met Your Mother

Favorite TV Celebreality Star: Kim Kardashian

Favorite New TV Drama: Person of Interest

Favorite New TV Comedy: 2 Broke Girls

Favorite Male Artist: Bruno Mars

Favorite Female Artist: Katy Perry

Favorite Song of the Year: “E.T.”, Katy Perry featuring Kanye West

Favorite Album of the Year: “Born This Way,” Lady Gaga

Favorite Pop Artist: Demi Lovato

Favorite Hip-Hop Artist: Eminem

Favorite R&B Artist: Rihanna

Favorite Band: Maroon 5

Favorite Country Artist: Taylor Swift

Favorite Music Video: “Last Friday Night (T.G.I.F),” Katy Perry

Favorite Tour Headliner: Katy Perry

Comments (51)
  1. Favorite Movie Superhero: Ryan Reynolds as Green Lantern

  2. Oh, for fucks sake, we’re not making “celebreality” a word, are we?

  3. Did More Sand win?

  4. I don’t have any idea what most of this list is, but it’s nice to see Ryan Gosling get some recognition for Green Lantern.

  5. Ah yes, the People’s Choice Awards, in which we learn that, as people, we apparently like terrible things.

  6. who won best twitter feud?

  7. Why didn’t Gwyneth Paltrow win “Favorite Country Artist”? Isn’t this the People’s Choice Awards?

  8. Is it just me or is Judd Apataw kind of cute?

  9. TL:DR — people are fucking stupid.

  10. In all honesty, this list proves why 90% of entertainment out there is garbage. Because the People want it that way.

  11. …and this is any different from the teen’s choice awards because…?

  12. Ok this is a prank. Hot in Cleveland? lololol. Oh Clooney.

  13. Teenagers make the best decisions.

  14. Adam Sandler really deserved this one. It was an unbelievable role pulling off Jack AND Jill.

  15. Did Taylor Swift act all surprised as if she wasn’t expecting to win the award?

  16. Well, the music and tv award winners are all pretty ridiculous… Katy Perry, Kardashian, etc.

    I’m not too bothered by the people’s choices of Emma Stone, Morgan Freeman, Harry Potter.

    We know damn well that could have read Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, Twilight.

    So maybe there is hope for humanity.

  17. Pretty Little Liars, while an entertaining show, is in no way the best cable TV drama. That honor goes to Make It Or Break It and everyone at ABC Family knows it.

  18. I don’t care what anyone says, I still like Johnny Depp.

  19. people are stupid

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