On Monday night, The Roots’ and Late Night With Jimmy Fallon‘s Questlove appeared on Bravo’s What What Happens: Live (for ??? reasons) and had a few not-too-kind things to say about Tina Fey. And as it turns out, Tina Fey was scheduled to appear on Late Night the next night! Meaning, last night. So Questlove appeared on Watch What Happens: Live (for ??? reasons) and badmouthed Tina Fey the night before she was going to be on his show? Providing publicity for Watch What Happens: Live, which just starting airing five times a week, 30 Rock, which comes back tomorrow, and Questlove, who, I DON’T KNOW? Works for NBC just like the rest of them?! Listen, I’m not a showbiz detective. I just don’t like to get MESSED WITH. By people I thought I could trust! PEOPLE FROM PHILADELPHIA! ON LATE NIGHT TALK SHOWS! BADMOUTHING EACH OTHER! Those were all my first thoughts. But then I watched the clip of Tina Fey on Late Night and now I kind of want to believe that it was all genuine? Feelings are difficult. The heart wants what it wants. And my heart wants to believe that Questlove perceived some sort of slight coming from Tina Fey in the past, and they talked about it on TV, ate a hoagie, and now everything is better.

See? Don’t you want to believe it all? They both seem pretty awkward about it! I’ve already decided that I believe it so I don’t care what you think. But in order to really settle their beef they really should’ve done a citywide together, RIGHT? PHILLY! Remember me, Questlove?! I saw you at Honey’s! (Thanks for the tip, Scott!)

Comments (17)
  1. Well this feud was decidedly anticlimactic! Let’s check in on the Gallagher/Holmes brouhaha, see if they’re any more interesting.

  2. It was all a hoax? Wow, they got me.

  3. Hey, weird. Questlove and I use the same brand of afro pick.

  4. FACT: this hoagie-eating race is how philadelphia elects its mayor. whoever eats 51% first wins. it was ben franklin’s idea.

  5. FAKE AND FEY!!!!!11

  6. Mmmmm. Hoagies.

  7. How long before this plot resurfaces on 30 Rock? Tracey Morgan bumps into some celebrity cameo backstage, the celebrity is immersed in some comedic subplot that is occupying his attention but Tracey feels snubbed, everyone implores Tracey not to say anything on his upcoming appearance on Fallon but he goes on a crazy rant, etc etc.

    I’ll wager 100 internet bucks that this is going to happen, this season! WHO WILL TAKE MY INTERNET WAGER!

  8. Pffftt. The Kevin Eubanks-Chris Kattan Panini-off was WAY better.

  9. Why didn’t they eat the whole sandwich?

    LAME

  10. It was worth it to hear her dead-on phiwwy accent

  11. all i had in the kitchen was a microwave burrito and a microwave box of orange chicken and i ate them both for dinner and then i felt like garbage and then magma poured out of me and now i really wish i was dead

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