Last night, I did a show with my good friends Max Silvestri and Gabe Liedman in which we debated the merits of New Hollywood vs. Old Hollywood against another team of performers made up of Dave Hill, Julie Klausner, and Rachel Shukert, moderated by comedian Jessi Klein. It was a fun event! You should have been there! Where were you?! But anyway, after Max’s very important slideshow comparing New Hollywood’s beautiful tight bodies to Old Hollywood’s disgusting trash bags (like I said, you really should have been there), which naturally featured an image of America’s Husband, Ryan Gosling, Jessi Klein made the point that Ryan Gosling has done more for gay marriage this past year than anyone because even heterosexual guys would def want 2 marry him. That is a good joke, Jessi Klein, because of how it is BASED IN TRUTH. Anyway, look, 2011 was obviously basically 2000RyanGosling, but here we are in 2012 and I’m not sure this thing is going anywhere. Look at us! A stupid paparazzi photo of Emma Stone making the same face that Ryan Gosling made in a stupid paparazzi photo of Ryan Gosling? UH YEAH, IT’S CALLED BREAKING NEWS AND THAT’S WHY WE ARE REAL JOURNALISTS. #Journalism #PaleyCenterForGoslingStudies (Via Pajiba. Click through to enlarge.)

Comments (24)
  1. Cool Emma, now do this one

  2. Tomorrow, be sure to check back in for ThisIsMyNightmare doing a Jim Carrey impersonation.

  3. I MAKE THAT SAME FACE WHEN I DON’T WANT MY PICTURE TAKEN!!!! #celebrities #justlikeus

  4. Can this be the new Planking/Owling/Tebowing?

  5. Uh, it’s called an HOMAGE, Gabe. A crazy, stupid homage.

  6. America’s Husband or Wife is always Canadian. Look up that trash bag Mary Pickford.

  7. Red coat lady is not impressed.

  8. It wouldn’t be gay if it was in a three-way, right? RIGHT, GUYS?

  9. I would like to do–you know what I am going to say. No surprises here.

  10. Hmmm… she’s buying her Raisin Bran at Food Emporium now? Very sly of her to change her habits after our awkward fumbling meeting at Whole Foods.

  11. I have to say I take offense to the crass objectification and sexualization of our nation’s actors. They work hard and train for years to hone their craft and this is all their good for? Just some eye candy crap for anonymous blog commentators to drool over? That’s not fair. It’s not moral and it’s not right, or ethical.

  12. I shop at Food Emporium too. I am just like a celebrity. That’s how the saying goes, right?

  13. Ryan’s just returning that dog to its blind owner.

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