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Yuck. Why is he talking like that? He sounds like he’s trying out for the role of “Precocious Baby” in Who Framed Roger Rabbit 2. And why is everyone SO dirty? It seems like we might need to address, through regression therapy and some kind of step-based recovery program, the underlying problems about these people’s cleanliness and hygiene before we even get to how to properly use a Schticky. Step 2: Make amends for the pile of hair and crumbs you always carry around on your shoulder. And who needs to clean up a pile of pennies? And why is it called the Schticky? Did they only rent the conference room for five minutes on Brand Name Brainstorming Day? So many questions! Although what’s not up for debate is how fun AND classy it is for Vince Offer to poke fun at the time he was arrested for PUNCHING A PROSTITUTE IN THE FACE. Very cool of him. Makes me want to buy a whole bunch of these pieces of shit. ORDER NOW! (Via ONTD.)
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Who spends $100 a year on lint rollers?
Donna Schticko
I guess Gabe is so rich he doesn’t even care about saving $100 a year on lint rollers. #occupyvideogum
$100 a year? On lint rollers?
How else am I going to pick up all of the loose change I have strewn about my apartment?
It pays for itself by picking up piles of pennies!
I can’t believe I watched the whole thing.
I’m no inventor, but I’d think twice before using it on my shedding pussy. Be safe, ladies.
I’ve had enough of this guy’s schtick, thanks.
I know we like to make fun around here, but consider for just one moment how much better your life would be if you could wander around the house dropping Lucky Charms, or clipping your nails and letting them fall where they may, knowing that Big Schticky will be there to hide your shame.
My Big Schticky often causes a lot of shame.
My pal Nick (http://twitter.com/xflansx) is the fellow at the door in the freeze frame. He is an excellent and hilarious fellow and, as far as I know, has never punched a prostitue in the face. I am going to find out if he got a lifetime supply of Schtickys for appearing in the commercial (though it kind of seems like a lifetime supply would probably just be one Schicky).
Wow, what a sham. #punsmydadwouldmake
Is a schticky supposed to be about a penis? I don’t even know what that implies about schticky notes.
i’m less concerned with how he’s talking because i’m focused on why he is walking like gollum
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$100 a year, Schticky? Come on. And Ingo Von Stein sounds like a made up name.
Great ad I like this comment, but whatever, Ingo Von Stein is much older but thinks the same as me. We met at agem ‘ingle.com
I guess I understand why you hired Vince, but Tony Paker was, and still is, available for hire (and at a fraction of the price!) Let me know if you want to get in touch with him (my email is dragonslayer69@excite.com). Could you provide a link to your facebook page too? thanks
I guess I understand why you hired Vince, but Tony Paker was, and still is, available for hire (and at a fraction of the price!) Have u ever heard about that??? My female cousin told me about richsingleclub– c 0 /m . She told me it is the best place to meet rich man and hot lady whoever you want. I have tried. The outcome is fantastic. You wanna get laid tonight? Come in and give it a shot, you will find someone or something you like there. Have fun! Maybe u can find me there!
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Welcome to Videogum, Ingo Von Stein!
Shouldn’t it be Ingo Von Stain?
lol ha ha ha
How creepy can you get. I wouldnt even accept free halloween candy from this guy.
This is the kind of video schools make kids watch to learn about stranger danger. Kids, what do you do when a man exposes his schticky? Run to the nearest hooker who will beat him to submission until the cops arrive.
Who needs darts when you can just toss your Schticky at the wall?
That was the worst part. And as for unwanted guests…. what? You throw it at them? Your bug infested home drives them away? They’re put off by your enthusiasm over a lint roller? Oy indeed.
my only reaction to this was “don’t you dare touch those Barcelona chairs with that lint roller!” Also, why are there Barcelona chairs in that first shot? what is this, mad men?
#chairnerd
The real genius is that this video shows a man rubbing his Schticky behind a shedding pussy, yet it’s safe to watch at work. Can we at least now upgrade this guy to a new bluetooth headset without the obtrusive mic?
I thought his next product would be Prostitute Mittens so their blows land softer on your face, but OK.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r60_EVOwnkw this is hysterical http://www.goshoveit.com shoveit vs schticky official crazy?
i had to actually google the item cuz the first few times i saw the commercial i thought it was a joke, i didnt think it was even a real item. but yeah, the voice is something aweful
Beware the website(s). They do not give you a price total for items and shipping & handling before placing your order. The moment you put your credit card info and hit “Order now” on the front page, your order is placed for $33.85. Sham, bam, bamina. Same thing happens for the “Sticky Buddy” clone website.
This is what he does with all his extra “Schticky’s” – bitly.com/Hpm9eG LOL