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WHOA! EVERYBODY STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING! QUIT IT! SAVE AND QUIT! JUST QUIT IT, I’M SURE IT WILL AUTOSAVE, THIS IS IMPORTANT! I HAVE SOMETHING TO TELL YOU! First of all, I want you to know that Brad Pitt is doing fine. He’s absolutely going to be totally ok, but something happened to his knee and, well, here. Us Weekly is always better than I am in situations like this:

The 48-year-old actor stepped out in Beverly Hills Thursday with the aid of a walking stick. “He tore his MCL,” a source tells Just Jared, explaining that Pitt injured one of four ligaments that stabilizes the knee joint.

The cause of the World War Z actor’s injury is not yet known — nor is the reason he chose to wear an all black jumpsuit.

Exactly right, Us Weekly. The reason why he chose to wear an all black jumpsuit will NEVER be known. As for for the cane mystery, I can just hardly even stop from falling onto the floor over and over again because that is how on the edge of my seat I am about it!!! But I think we can come up with a few reasonable guesses. For example:

  • His knee realized he was 48, which is SO MUCH OLDER than it seems like he must be, and decided it was just time.
  • He wanted to do all of his own stunts in whatever movie he’s working on now and one of the stunts was to propose marriage and he did it too many times.
  • The first rule is that he can’t tell you how he injured it LOLOL.
  • He went to the cane store by accident and didn’t want to admit his mistake.

Great guesses! Click through to the full-sized image for EXPERT guessing.

Comments (22)
  1. Just Jared Just spoiled a great prank.

  2. World War BoyZ II Men

  3. His knee has Benjamin Button disease and he now has a baby knee that won’t support him.

  4. Brad Pitt wears an all-black jumpsuit and uses a cane because HE IS BRAD PITT AND HE CAN.

  5. He’s auditioning for the lead in an exciting new pilot about a grouchy doctor.

  6. I just watched him in “The Tree of Life” last night. That was an…. interesting movie.

  7. He WAS wearing an “any color BESIDES black” jumpsuit earlier and tore his MCL running away from angry proponents of age-appropriate attire.

    What color WOULD you like this 48 year old man’s jumpsuit to be, Entertainment Weekly? An all black jumpsuit – GASP! He could of at least worn a ZUBAZ or Hypercolor jumpsuit if he was going out in public!!! Brad Pitt: WORST DRESSED OF 2012 (no more ballots).

    • Wow, I haven’t thought or heard of Hypercolor brand attire since about ’93… With all the current ’90′s revivalism these shirts deserve a comeback. No Fear gear, on the other hand, can stay the fuck in bed.

  8. I’m much more concerned about his awful, awful hair.

  9. Because he had a legend of a fall.

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  11. He’s walking out of the set for Snatch II: The Snatch is Black, obviously.

  12. The burning question of my generation.

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