This is just a very good collection of Got Milk ads from the ages. Gary Shandling! Jonathan Lipnicki! Billy Zane’s THE SHADOW!?! #DONDA
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This is just a very good collection of Got Milk ads from the ages. Gary Shandling! Jonathan Lipnicki! Billy Zane’s THE SHADOW!?! #DONDA
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When I was in high school, I may or may not have paid that Yasmeen Bleeth milk ad the ultimate compliment and let’s just leave it at that.
you told her that she left the world better than she found it?
RIP Yasmeen Bleeth, apparently. #proofread #DONDA
In my own unique way; sure.
You gave her milk eyebrows and a milk beard?
And now, the Yasmeen Bleeth edition of “One sentence from someone’s Wikipedia page to sum up their life” game: Bleeth met her future husband, strip club owner Paul Cerrito, at the Promises clinic during her first stay there.
I really thought (hoped) there would be a Topher Grace ad.
something about the Kermit one is unsettling to me. maybe it’s the pants. or the turtleneck.
Listen to your friend Billy Zane. He’s a cool dude.
Did they stop doing these because they finally figured out that seeing someone with a milk mustache makes absolutely no one want milk?
I still have that Conan milk ad somewhere in a reference folder in my archives.
Um the Jonathan Lipnicki one looks like a dirty sanchez.
Too bad this ad campaign couldnt get … wait for it… Monica Lewinsky, heeey-ooohhhhh, here eat doritos etc
Nice one, “Steve Winwood”.
YOU GUYS HE’S TALKING ABOUT CUM
I think the Mischa Barton ad really captures the essence of those 5 minutes when people gave a shit about her.
5 minutes longer than the time people gave a shit about web blog commentator “R2D2, Esq.”
“Ya burnt, R2.” – Steve Winwood
“R-NOT!” – actual joke from Steve Winwood’s mom when he was a boy
“If you always use caps, you’re letters are going to get stuck that way.” – variation on an actual joke from R2′s mom when he was a boy
Winwood has parents? I was always operating under the assumption that he just manifested.
So your mom said “you’re letters”? That is weird. Makes no sense. If it was a grammatical error and she meant to say “YOUR letters” then you should have pointed that out to her at the time. That bad is on you. Not my bad.
I will accept that bad and carry it to the grave.
This slideshow reminds me of the time I won an autographed 8×10 photo of Kirk Cameron in elementary school. Everyone thought it was an authentic signature but it turned out to be just a print. Our class read so many books for the chance to win that photo… I’m glad they never had a milk drinking contest in elementary school. We were one Malcolm Jamal Warner headshot away from Hypercalcemia.
SUPER COOL PERSON ALERT:
Billy Zane played The Phantom. The ’90s Hollywood version of The Shadow was played by Alec Baldwin.
SUPER COOL PERSON SIDENOTE:
I named my cat Billy Zane because he is a cool dude and you should listen to him.