One of my favorite games to play is the game where you point at strangers and tell whoever is with you which celebrity that stranger looks like. It’s kind of like the game that Gabe said he liked to play the other day where you cast you and your friends’ biopics, except it’s not really like that and you’re doing it for strangers. (Except for when you include the part of this game where you point at people and tell your friends, “That person looks like you.”) (Which always gets you into trouble for some reason?) (Do people just not know what they look like?) (Like, if you’re tall and skinny and have a regular haircut, you’re GOING to look like every single tall and skinny person with a regular haircut that I point at.) (SRY.) Anyway, it’s a great game because for some reason it’s rare that anyone ever seems to agree on which celebrities people look like. Last night, for instance, I saw a man who looked exactly like Dr. Drew and I pointed him out and said, “Look, it’s Dr. Drew,” and my friend was like, “What?” And I was like, “You know?” And my friend said, “That just looks like a normal man with glasses.” FUN! It was almost as fun in the moment as it was in the retelling of the moment. Anyway, this woman looks like Angelina Jolie. You can’t disagree with it because it is a fact. And she’s building an acting career on it somehow? Even though a woman who looks like Angelina Jolie already exists? And it’s the REAL Angelina Jolie? Don’t ask questions.
Yep! She looks like her! That lady looks like Angelina Jolie! YES SHE DOES! (Via BuzzFeed.)