That was wonderful, Timothy. The rest of you, STOP LAUGHING! (Via BlameItOn.)
Sweet turtle story. High five
Why would ANYBODY laugh at this? Even if he does tend towards slant-rhyme, so does the TMNT theme song, to that fits. Also, Timothy is clearly friends with an oversized anthropomorphic turtle who knows ninjitsu, and sees ruined pizza as being worse than the fact that his friend just committed cold-blooded murder as a response to trespassing. Basically, you do NOT want to piss this kid off.
I agree. There’s nothing funny here at all.
I laughed because Leonardo is clearly the worst Ninja Turtle.
He’s not the best, but he at least is better than Raphael.
Wait, are we talking cartoon or video games? Because if we’re going video games, Leo is one of the better choices, and Raphael is the absolute worst.
I think we can all agree that Michelangelo is the best
I have to say though, my hero in a half-shell would be you facetaco!
January 4, 2012: The day Heimaey made Facetaco’s heart grow three sizes larger. Mark your calendars, everybody.
Sadly, by the time the third movie came out, Timothy had moved on to Pokemon. His “Ode to Squirtle” lacked much of the heartfelt sentiment that made “To Leonardo, With Love” a classic.
TMNT III was released in 1993. Pokemon was invented in 1996.
Come on, topknot, you should know this stuff!
I really would love to see TMNT vs. Squirtle Squad brawl. I can’t Photobucket at work, so:
Sai. It’s gonna be so sad when that kid gets to high school and chucks out his only friend to hang out with some party dudes.
I love you Tim
You are my only friend
You were in the club, man
You were in the club
Need I say it again
All these years of friendship
You were in the club
You were drawing caricatures of people
and all the caricatures looked the same
You’d be drawing people in the club
Looks like a punker……..I hate punkers.
Blessid Union of Souls did it.
but one could say that this, too was a blessed union of souls.
And yet no one laughs about the Grateful Dead tribute to the hokey-masked claustrophobic.
Donatello is the best Ninja Turtle of the Teenage Mutant kind,
Not a better pizza eating machine you could ever find
Be-Bop and Rock Steady cower in fear,
Whenever the turtle who wears purple is near
Smarter than Mikey and with less angst than Raf,
Leo wishes he could wield the bow staff
Donatello is the best Ninja Turtle indeed,
April wishes she could carry his mutant seed
Basattak is the greatest monster by far
He can post while playing the guitar
He deserves all the upvotes
And none of the downvotes
GOOD JOB BASATTAK X4
Rock over London, Rock on Chicago.
TBS. Very Funny
“Really Timothy? You’re using such an inconsistent rhyme scene, not to mention that parameter being all out of whack. And kitano instead of katana? Do your research, dude!” – Chris Gethard, King of Authors
If I were to ever hang out with a TMNT, it would clearly be Michelangelo. He’s the party dude. Bet he parties like a rockstar til dawn.
Personally a fan of Michelanjello
I always wondered why their pupils disappeared when they put on their masks.
i have some info for any monsters (or timothy himself?!) with timothy’s level of devotion for tmnt – i drove by the farm that time forgot last week and it seems that someone has renovated the place. that is right! now you can live in a piece of movie history in eastern north carolina while pretending like it is upstate new york!
How much do you think it would go for? Also how many millions are those early nineties TMNT action figures worth now?
Sorry to burst your bubble, but this wasn’t written by a kid.
This is a fake column found in The Stranger, an alt weekly from Seattle. The fake columns always appear to the top right of the Last Days column by David Schmader (the guy who does the commentary for the Showgirls DVD). It’s written by one of their staff. You can read this week’s installment of poetry by a fake person (in this case, cat) here:
Sounds like someone is a little too Raph. Thanks for raining on our parade. I’ll be back in the sewers if you need me.
Namely, this is from the Oct 9 – Oct 15, 2003 issue of the Stranger. Look for the cut-off text below the picture under the link, under October 4.
These will be my wedding vows.
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This sounds like a trap, probably devised by Krang. Exercise caution.
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