Seeing this still of Ashton Kutcher in the movie New Year’s Eve wearing his funky cool party glasses and standing in what I believe is supposed to be a New York City alleyway but as imagined by the guy who built the sets for the long-running sitcom Wings only serves to reaffirm my belief that spending New Year’s Eve as I did, going to a screening of this movie, was definitely the right choice, and I did a great job of kicking off the new year doing this thing that I definitely did for sure for real. But so, hey, does anyone have any New Year’s Resolutions? These can be silly jokes but they can also be real. You know that thing when you were in elementary school (just kidding, I know that at least 70 percent of you are still in elementary school) where you’d think you were the only one who was wondering about a particular question but then you would ask it and it would turn out that everyone was wondering the same thing? And you were a hero for helping everyone get so smart? Well, maybe what you think is just a private, tiny resolution to achieve better self-actualization is actually something that could help and inspire your fellow Videogum monsters! Why not share it? Or just some joke like “fart more.” Either way.
A good resolution is more than enough reward. But the highest rated comment will get special placement in the first Monsters’ Ball of 2012.