The National Enquirer (America’s #1 True News™ resource), is reporting that Bill Murray sent a shredded copy of the most recent Ghostbusters 3 draft to Dan Aykroyd and Harold Ramis with a note reading, “No one wants to pay money to see fat old men chasing ghosts!” LOL. Great alleged job, Bill Murray!

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  1. I know a couple of old fat men who would disagree

  2. Bill Murray probably does stuff like this all the time, and alerts the National Enquirer to his antics, concluding every notice with “Go ahead and print this. Nobody will ever believe you.”

  3. “No one wants to pay money to see fat old men chasing ghosts!”

    * Awkwardly puts wallet away*

  4. “No one wants to pay money to see fat old men chasing geese.” – producers for [I]The Big Year[/I], upon seeing the opening weekend returns

  5. “Nobody wants to see a fat old cat chasing Lasagna”
    “It was written by Joel Cohen though”
    “Of the Coen brothers? Oh, well sign me up!”
    “no, CoHen, with an H”
    “Whooops!”

  6. Guys, you know that Bill Murray poem that Kelly made me write and which is being published in a beautiful hardbound book, called Stars in Our Hearts?
    Well, the World Poetry Movement is getting down to the wire on this! They are not sure what’s holding up my decision? If it’s the price, they promise I’ll never see it less expensive than what it’s being offered to me as a poet. And since they are AT THEIR DEADLINE, they’re offering me today an additional $10.00 off! Others who order this same book, in fact every other person, will pay far more than me.
    In fact, as a contributing poet, I’m getting it for about what their cost is for materials, printing and labor. It’s an unsurpassed value for a once in a lifetime opportunity.
    I should be proud of my accomplishment, this book features MY poem!
    If I’ve waited for the day when I can see my own, personal heart-felt poem in a published book, then now is my time to act!
    They hope to hear from me very soon!

  7. What is he talking about? I’d LOVE! to see old people chasing ghosts, if there’s a specific age group I want to see chasing ghosts, it Old People. Preferably fat ones.

  8. No, Bill, people don’t want to hear a Bobby Brown GB3 rap theme.

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