It’s so hard to exist in this world. People are always trying to talk to you and you have to think of something to say back to them, and you have to pick out clothes to wear EVERY SINGLE DAY, and sometimes you get sick and it’s like, Jesus Christ, I was having a hard enough time with all of this bologna while I was healthy! Now I’m sick?! It’s tough to catch a break. Which is why coming across this music video (kind of?) that apparently aired on MTV in the ’80s, though I’m not sure in which context it would have aired because I’m not even 100% sure what it is or why it exists, about a girl getting song-taunted for being a “techno-dunce” by her ENTIRE computer class was so disconcerting. …You’re not allowed to be a techno-dunce?! And if you are a techno-dunce, people dressed in animal costumes (??) are going to yell and sing at you in a style vaguely reminiscent of the Dead Milkmen, like some sort of horrible drug-fueled nightmare? BUT! BUT I DON’T WANNA NOT BE A TECHNO-DUNCE!

God damnit, Adam! I don’t care what your dad says! COMPUTERS ARE HARD! AND TERRIFYING! (Via LaughingSquid.)

Comments (13)
  1. Relax, technoduncejeremy!

  2. The production values are still better than any of the 3 recent Star Wars prequels.

  3. What a bunch of n00bs.

  4. Finally we can pinpoint the exact moment when modern hipsters were born.

  5. If you took out the children singing you wouldn’t be able to tell the difference between this song and a release on Warp records.

  6. I bet she likes dunce music.

  7. Is it just me or does the bully look like a Culkin?

  8. I’m pretty sure this was part of the original cut of Eyes Wide Shut.

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