It seems pointless to say anything when other people have already said it better. R.I.P. Christopher Hitchens. You are in heaven now, drinking and arguing the angels under the table.
RIP HItch… you were the OG Troll.
He’s in heaven now, completely bewildered and annoyed at the existence of the angels.
In his honor, I’m going to drink all day and then get work done.
He would be so pissed at you for saying so!
Oh, great, Mother Teresa is probably trying to tell him some of her “jokes”
Word around the holy-water-cooler is when god asked Hitch why he was such a staunch antitheist he replied “There was simply not enough evidence, god, not enough evidence”; god, being a big Bertrand Russell fan, appreciated the quote and decided to let him into Heaven.
(just kidding, there is no god)
((and in all seriousness, his passing makes me super sad, so much so that I really didn’t want to preface this with that stupid joke; I’ve been watching his debates on youtube all morning, Hitchens was a brilliant writer & orator and he will truly be missed.))
I guess now we have to finally forgive him for saying women aren’t funny?
Yeah I liked him when he said he was glad that 9/11 happened and that all the muslims should be wiped out but when he said women are not funny he went too far
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