Nothing ruins the fun of these clips more nowadays than when everyone in the clip agrees that the clip is going to end up on YouTube. If you dummies are so self-aware, why don’t you stop swearing and talking about each others genitals?! (Via Vulture.)
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how creepy is the guy saying he’s going to go to the work-out room cause he really has something to work out? on a scale from carrot top to selena gomez’ stalker, how creepy?
Your scale only goes up to Selena Gomez’ stalker? I think you got the shareware version or something, because mine goes all the way up to Crispin Glover.
I would say ‘At least Crispin Glover doesn’t have conversations with God about killing people’, but I’m not sure that he doesn’t. I’m really not.
But as for this, I am choosing to interpret that the workout room is for practicing diction, to make sure that such freudian slips do not occur in the future.
I’m pretty sure he does. Did you ever see “What is it?” If not try to find a bootleg. Immediately.
I saw it, and I STILL don’t know what it is.
Really? With character names like The Young Man’s Outer Sanctum Friend / Inner Sanctum’s Choked Victim you’d think it’d be really crystal clear.
yeah crispin is higher, but mostly for the name “crispin”
At least he didn’t say that he belonged in a rubber room.
“I think I need to go to the workout room and put on How to Train Your Dragon.”
“it’s chilly out here, it’s hard to talk sometimes!” (???!!!) who gave this guy a job as an anchorman?
How funny would it be if he was like, “Congratulations on your big hooters, er, uhhh–” and the anchorman just immediately says, “Strike three, Matt, you are fired.” Then just cut off the guy’s video feed.
Some people actually refer to breasts as “hooters” for real, no iron-o. Sit with that thought for a minute.
I briefly worked with a guy who got fired for using the word “bazoongas” on the phone with a client.
Whatever, I’d rather be a human thesaurus then describe body parts the same way as everyone else. If I get fired for it so be it. Draw breath with liberty else perish!
Did they fire him for talking to the client about breasts, or literally for using such a childish word? “I had chicken for lunch, and damn that bird must have had massive bazoongas.”
The client made an off-hand comment about needing to hire a secretary, and the guy I worked with thought it would be wise to say “make sure she’s blonde with big bazoongas.” I’m sure he’s doing well in life.
Yeah, I hate it when when men use slang terms in their sexual harrassment!
Man, self-awareness ruins everything! When I was your age, we didn’t PLAN for infamy over the stupid shit that happened to us! When Fabio killed a duck with his face, he wasn’t doing it for hits on Youtube, it was art for art’s sake!
I know. It’s like if we all tried to make funny comments in order to get into the Monster’s Ball. How lame would that be?
Wait, are you being sarcastic? Because I actually think that would be pretty awful. I wouldn’t want to live in that world.
I don’t even know anymore.
HA! Love the crazy gaffe! So cray cray!
“Wow, some underpaid blogger with a Slingbox is going to post this on YouTube and write a post about our self-awareness.” -The 9News Team the Next Time This Happens, Probably
Subject is close enough that I’ll post this:
Never forget.
This was my favorite performance from that episode. Her descent into an actual babby was Emmy award material.
Any subject ever is a good reason to post this.
definitely wasn’t chilly over there.
Fuck the Hooters…I mean Hoosiers!
/sportsgum
/I-L-L
Is the male anchor Aaron or is the female anchor Erin? I think it’s the guy…he said he’s going to the gym to work out so he loses his moobs.