Nothing ruins the fun of these clips more nowadays than when everyone in the clip agrees that the clip is going to end up on YouTube. If you dummies are so self-aware, why don’t you stop swearing and talking about each others genitals?! (Via Vulture.)

Comments (29)
  1. how creepy is the guy saying he’s going to go to the work-out room cause he really has something to work out? on a scale from carrot top to selena gomez’ stalker, how creepy?

  2. “it’s chilly out here, it’s hard to talk sometimes!” (???!!!) who gave this guy a job as an anchorman?

    • How funny would it be if he was like, “Congratulations on your big hooters, er, uhhh–” and the anchorman just immediately says, “Strike three, Matt, you are fired.” Then just cut off the guy’s video feed.

  3. Some people actually refer to breasts as “hooters” for real, no iron-o. Sit with that thought for a minute.

    • I briefly worked with a guy who got fired for using the word “bazoongas” on the phone with a client.

      • Whatever, I’d rather be a human thesaurus then describe body parts the same way as everyone else. If I get fired for it so be it. Draw breath with liberty else perish!

      • Did they fire him for talking to the client about breasts, or literally for using such a childish word? “I had chicken for lunch, and damn that bird must have had massive bazoongas.”

        • The client made an off-hand comment about needing to hire a secretary, and the guy I worked with thought it would be wise to say “make sure she’s blonde with big bazoongas.” I’m sure he’s doing well in life.

  4. Man, self-awareness ruins everything! When I was your age, we didn’t PLAN for infamy over the stupid shit that happened to us! When Fabio killed a duck with his face, he wasn’t doing it for hits on Youtube, it was art for art’s sake!

  5. HA! Love the crazy gaffe! So cray cray!

  6. “Wow, some underpaid blogger with a Slingbox is going to post this on YouTube and write a post about our self-awareness.” -The 9News Team the Next Time This Happens, Probably

  7. Subject is close enough that I’ll post this:

    Never forget.

  8. Fuck the Hooters…I mean Hoosiers!

    /sportsgum
    /I-L-L

  9. Is the male anchor Aaron or is the female anchor Erin? I think it’s the guy…he said he’s going to the gym to work out so he loses his moobs.

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