Oh thank God for that plastic bag! No offense to this old snooze, and I’m sure his family loves him very much, but I was just thinking “is he going to talk forever about something nobody cares about in the old town square or are we gonna get some action around here?” And then plastic bag was like, “I’m all over it. Literally.” BOOM! I read in the tabloids that the Queen herself was going to give plastic bag a knighthood. Love you, Dame Plastic Bag! (Via RatsOff.)

Comments (23)
  1. This is the most beautiful boring interview I’ve ever seen.

  2. Clearly a viral marketing campaign from Greggs Bakery.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greggs

  3. What are you trying to hide, bag?? Let him speak the truth!

  4. The worst is when they start to gang up on you.

  5. “Weird, when you said ‘Plastic Bag’ i was expecting to see myself”- Joan Rivers

  6. “That’s what you get for joining the Green Party.” – the plastic bag

  7. Mondays!

  8. Tag ‘em and bag ‘em!

  9. And then after the cameraman said, he was all like, “In the bag!”

  10. Just watched it like 10 times and I KNOW that it’s gonna be the best thing to happen to me all day.

  11. Bags hate things that have been around for a long time! It’s time for change! *face*

  12. This video makes me miss Fenton. Whatever happened to that video?

  13. Wow. Wes Bentley has not aged well.

  14. Is this what that movie Baghead was about?

  15. That is how the wind says Merry Christmas.

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