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This is just a great way to market your new perfume, Justin Bieber. Dads will love it, and daughters will get it. Everyone’s happy. (The question of WHY you have a PERFUME in the first place will have to wait until another time. This is just for dads right now. Get out of here, moms!) So, just to clarify, dads should appreciate Justin Bieber because their daughters are unhealthily obsessing over him instead of getting ROCKED by the dude next door? EEEK! And, like, not just rocked, but, like, SCREAMS OF ECSTASY rocked. Johnny Next Door is a real pro. You know, dads. It’s awful when you hear your daughter’s sex screams, but they grow up so fast. Buy my perfume. THE FUCK?! (Via ONTD.)
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He can relate to Dads, because he may or may not be one!
All the gifs of Justin getting shot on that one tv show, please. STAT!
My personal fav:
YES.
Related note: My dad would actually clean his guns whenever my sister had a date coming to pick her up. He did it with such glee.
We lived in the mountains of Colorado, and the boys that would stick around and date my sister for a good length of time would eventually wind up going shooting with my dad at some point (at clay pigeons milk jugs, paper targets, etc. We weren’t hunters or anything).
Counterpoint:
http://www.gifsoup.com/view/2081146/thom-yorke-kills-justin-bieber.html
finally
Man, I can’t wait until he gets old and useless and on reality TV.
He’s retarded, right?
All I know is that whenever he complains that his shoes hurt he’s actually saying “I love you.”
Peanut butter eggs and dice
Is that a sponge?
*Thermos filled with cutlery*
HEY. GABE. It’s “Joey” next door. NOT “Johnny.” I should know.
This LG banner has been tricking me into clicking it all day.
Me too! The New Girl banner has been tricking me into thinking it’s still on air.