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We’ve encountered a number of masters of disguise over the years, but all of them, to date, have been men. There was, of course, the original Mr. Cool Disguise: Charlie Sheen. And who could forget when Mel Gibson took the Mr. Cool Disguise mantle for himself? Briefly, you may recall, Spencer Pratt was Mr. Cool Disguise, and even Matthew McConaughey was doing the best he could for awhile. But it’s the ’90s, so it was only a matter of time before a WOMAN threw her Diane Keaton hat into the ring. Check out Jennifer Love Hewitt! You can hardly recognize her with that subtle blanket thrown over her head. Now, obviously, for women it is a little harder (but isn’t it always? Ladies?!) to be a master of disguise because they don’t have the option of wearing a fake mustache, which is usually pretty key. In general, if you want to disguise your appearance you’re going to need a fake mustache. MINIMUM. Whatever bells and whistles you want to add after that is up to you (see: Charlie Sheen’s “briefcase,” Mel Gibson’s “hat”). It might take a few years for these Ms. Cool Disguises to figure out their own bag of tricks (wigs? racist face paint?) but until then, I think we can all agree that throwing a blanket on your head is a pretty great disguise. Who is that? Oh, it’s Jennifer Love Hewitt. But I didn’t know for a second! Just kidding, I knew right away because I was told. (Via TheSuperficial. Thanks for the tip, Mark.)

Comments (25)
  1. So that’s where she’s been for the last 15 years.

  2. I Can’t Hardly Wait to see her next disguise!

  3. Now, to be fair, maybe she just has trouble using scarves.

  4. She’s pretty.

  5. Glad to see a woman finally sneaking past the glass ceiling

  6. “ya, that’s definitely a broad”–this man.

  7. How do we really know that’s Jennifer Love Hewitt. It could be Terry Crews for all we know.

    • Listen, the tides come in, the tides goes out. Sun comes up, sun goes down. We know this is Jennifer Love Hewitt.–Bill O’Reilly, maybe

  8. i’m not gunna judge. i’ve totally been there.

  9. I don’t think it’s fair to make fun of someone because of their religious choices, you guys.

  10. That’ll teach you to buy that costume Groupon.

  11. At least she’s not wearing acid washed jeans.

  12. Maybe she got a little carried away with vajazzling and had to hide all those press on gems that made it out from her business and up her torso and neck.

  13. I don’t know, I feel like fake mustaches are still a valid option for women.

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