During a recent appearance on the Graham Norton Show, Bradley Cooper addressed the controversy surrounding his “Sexiest Man Alive” title, admitting that Ryan Gosling does obviously wear pea coats and scarves much more nicely (or something). APOLOGY ACCEPTED!
Yeah, but he didn’t mean it. He was only acting under a threat from a certain Monster.
He continued to praise Gosling’s skill, saying “He’s also a better actor than me. I used his character from Van Wilder as a template for my performance on The Hangover.”
You were too fast for me.
We James McAvoyians are not appeased.
Nor are we Jimmi Simpsonheads.
Bart Simpsonheads be fumin’.
Who’s this Bradley Kaun guy? And where to I pick up my $3.
Coffee spit take achieved.
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But I signed up just so I could “upvote” this. good joke. also so you’ll all be friends with me.
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I almost forgot! No jokes about Sarah Jessica Parker looking like a horse, either. Alright, go get ‘em, tiger!
Thanks, facetaco! This makes me feel so special that I want to run out to my stable and look away pensively as i brush sarah jessica parker’s hair…wait. dammit. so close.
Rihanna looks and sounds so much like a horse that I call her “Sarah Jessica Parker” why don’t you put that in your pinko pipe, Gabe, and smoke it!
Thank god this national nightmare is over.
I love how all this is over an annual fluff piece in PEOPLE MAGAZINE. I bet People’s editorial staff are so pleased with themselves, having actually been able to drum up some controversy over it.
“Ooh, ok guys. Lets think ahead to next year’s issue. Who will we know is the sexiest man alive, and then who can we pick who is sexy to some but definitely not to all, a bit of an acquired taste, right? Yeah. Definitely not the clear winner, but very pleasing to the eyes and attractive. Of course, not TOO attractive, because we want him to be seen as a poor choice to our readers when compared and contrasted next to the clear favorite. It’s almost TOO easy…”
So you’re saying Paul Scheer should win next year’s honor?
Did you mean Paul Kaun? Then yes.
Why did this never turn into a Ryan Gosling GIF party? Unacceptable, monsters.
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