First, I’d like to announce the winner of two weeks ago’s Marcel The Shell: Things About Me giveaway:

Jesseca Bagherpour!

Congratulations, Jesseca! You just won a tiny and lovely giveaway. I hope you feel Marcel the SWELL about it, and I’m sure you do. YAYAYAYAY!!

This week you have a chance to win a Pendelton “The Dude” sweater, just in time for winter and all of your holiday Big Lebowski theme parties! And uhhh guys it really seems like just a very nice sweater? Warm and nice? Look at that handsome model in the picture! He is just wearing the heck out of it. And along with the sweater from the Big Lebowski, you will win a copy of Jeff Bridge’s album on vinyl! HOLY MOLY! Two Jeff Bridges things?! Yes! TWO Jeff Bridges things. In order to win:

  1. “Like” us on Facebook.
  2. Login to Videogum with your Facebook account.
  3. Comment with your favorite Big Lebowski quote. Or make up a Big Lebowski quote!

Great! Comments must be submitted here by logging in with your Facebook account by Thursday, December 8th, 6PM EST. You can still play along if you just want to comment with your Videogum commenter account, but you can’t win! Only with your Facebook. I’m sorry. Also, you’ll be notified that you won through a Facebook message so WATCH OUT! Also, PLEASE ONLY COMMENT ONCE! And then a winner will be chosen at random. Yay!

Comments (104)
  1. “Daaamn, that is one big Lebowski!”
    -Eddie Murphy, in his deleted scene from The Big Lebowski

  2. Does this Friday Giveaway set a precedent for a future one that goes like this:

    “The Drive” Jacket And Ryan Gosling’s band Dead Man’s Bones’ New Record”

  3. Malibu Chief of Police:
    [looking at The Dude's Ralph's card]
    Is this your only form of identification, Mr. Lebowski?

  4. No offense, Bagherpour, but Kibblesmith was ROBBED!

  5. “This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps!” -Big Lebowski on TV

  6. This is what happens when you find a stranger in the alps!

    Or, as I was about to portmanteau this quote, This is what happens when you find a stranger in the ass.

    Either way!

  7. Keep your ugly fuckin’ goldbrickin’ ass (and your Santa Ana winds) out of my beach community!

  8. Is that a Big Lebowski are you just happy to see me?

  9. Shomer fucking shabbos.

  10. fucking dog has fucking papers.

  11. “We believe in nothing, Lebowski. Nothing.” (except for this contest. especially that sweater.)

  12. You got me again, Videogum….

    “He’s a good man. And thorough.”

    Thank you!

  13. “is that what makes a man?”

    “sure, that and a pair of testicles.”

  14. “Eight year olds, dude.”

  15. “ya, know the usual…i bowl, drive around…the occasional acid flashback.”

  16. Something something rug something Jesus…

    Ok, I have to admit it. My greatest shame is that I have not seen The Big Lebowski*. I know I should, but now I am afraid after hearing about how good it is that I won’t like it, and then I’ll be the girl who hates the Big Lebowski as opposed to the weird hermit who hasn’t seen The Big Lebowski.

    *Well, that, and the thing with the landmines and the contortionist in Vegas

  17. “What’s a… pederast, Walter?”

  18. “this is what happens when you find a sweater in the alps!”

    you get to wear the sweater and then people are like “nice sweater! very alpine” and then also someone hands you a mug of hot chocolate

  19. “I think we’re going to need a bigger Lebowski.”

  20. i logged in wrong!! i still want this sweater!! i saw part of this movie on tv once!! i mostly remember the other lebowski guy was mad about something?

    “im mad about something”- the other lebowski

  21. Forget about the fucking toe!

  22. I hate the Fuckin’ Beatles, man!

  23. “Vagina.”

  24. “Lebowski, more like Lil Bow Wowski!” – Donnie


  26. Do you SEE what happens??

  27. hey, careful, man, there’s a beverage here!

  28. What the fuck has anything got to do with Vietnam?!? What the fuck are you talking about?!

  29. it really brought the room together

  30. “”If you will it, Dude, it is no dream” Theodore Herzl State of Israel.”

  31. Those men are nihilists, Donny. There’s nothing to be afraid of.

  32. i can get you a toe, dude.

  33. Well that’s just, like, your opinion, man.

  34. “You’re like a CHILD, Wündermark Popham, wandering in and commenting on the Videogum Facebook page instead of the Videogum page where the contest is listed. You’re out of your element, Wündermark Popham!” – Gabe

  35. “Everything’s a fucking travesty with you, man!”

  36. The dude abides.

  37. “You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don’t wanna know about it, believe me.”

  38. Have you ever heard of a little show called Branded, dude?

  39. “I find it so interesting that chunky sweaters went from being like the most unfashionable grandpa-wear ever, to being an avant-garde, Stefano-Pilati-at-Dior-Homme sort of item, to a basically mainstream clearance-rack-at-the-Gap garment, all in the space of like five years”
    —John Goodman in my imaginary version of The Big Lebowski

  40. “I am the walrus. I am the walrus.”

  41. “I told that kraut a fucking thousand times that I don’t roll on Shabbos!”

  42. “I’ll make him an offer he can’t Big Lebowski.”

  43. “Oh please, dear? For your information, the Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint. “

  44. Got any o’ that good sarsaparilla?

  45. Calmer than you are.

  46. “Nice marmot.”

  47. “Make mine a double!”

    “Sorry, Dude, we are all out of doubles.”

    “Well then, make it a Triple!”

    Hahaha ….okay, I’ve never seen this movie, I just really like sweaters so lay off….

  48. “Obviously, you’re not a golfer”

  49. “I’m here to fix your cable.”
    “Lo, you can imagine where it goes from here…”
    “He fixes her cable?”

  50. “you mean Vagina, I mean, you know the guy?”

  51. I’m the Dude. So that’s what you call me. That, or His Dudeness … Duder … or El Duderino, if, you know, you’re not into the whole brevity thing.

  52. “Is it being prepared to do the right thing, whatever the cost? Isn’t that what makes a man?”
    “Hmmm..Sure. That and a pair of testicles.”

  53. Careful, man, there’s a beverage here!


  55. Robbie Rundblad  |   Posted on Dec 2nd, 2011 +1

    Careful man! There’s a beverage here!

  56. “See what happens?
    Do you see what happens,
    When big black death breathes on you with his breath?
    I’m wild and woolly and a bloating bully,
    I’ll strike you down and then,
    I’ll strike you down again”

  57. “What the fuck are you talking about? The chinaman is not the issue here, dude. I’m talking about drawing a line in the sand, dude. Across this line, you DO NOT… Also, dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.”

  58. “Do you have to use so many cuss words?”

  59. “I could be just sitting at home with pee stains on my rug.” I think about the same thing when I’m at work.

  60. “Three thousand years of beautiful tradition from Moses to Sandy Koufax, you’re Goddamn right I’m living in the past!”

  61. “Does this place look like I’m fucking married? The toilet seat’s up, man!”

  62. Donnie, you’re out of your element!

  63. “that’s a bummer man…that’s a bummer”

  64. Morgana Summers  |   Posted on Dec 2nd, 2011 0

    “Yeah, well, you know, that’s just, like, your opinion, man.”

  65. Look, I’ve got certain information, certain things have come to light, and uh, has it ever occurred to you, man, that given the nature of all this new shit, that, uh, instead of running around blaming me, that this whole thing might just be, not, you know, not just such a simple, but uh–you know?

  66. “You don’t like my -happy- music, get out of my -peaceful- cab” – Cab driver, in response to the dude’s request to turn off the Eagles in the edited for TV version.

  67. I am the walrus.

  68. “Are these Nazis, Walter?”
    “No, Donny, these men are nihilists, there’s nothing to be afraid of. “

  69. You are out of your element Donny!

  70. “Nothing adds flavor to the scent of a room like a urine soaked rug.”– Reginald “Big” Lebowski

  71. “These Lebowskis… are making me THIRSTY!”

  72. She’s NOT my old lady….she’s my special lady friend.

  73. “Lebowski, Kapowski

    Kapowski, Lebowski”

  74. Or else we’ll cut of your johnson!

    Ya, your wriggly penis

  75. “Also, Dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.”

  76. “dude dude duder dude dude”

  77. Nice marmot (sweater)!

  78. Knox Harrington, the video artist.

  79. Justin Kenny  |   Posted on Dec 4th, 2011 0

    “The dude abides.”

  80. “Peter Stormare, you so silly!”—Jeff Bridges is terrible at on-screen improvisation.

  81. “Dime, Sandra? Si? Si?” and Maude and Knox laugh like hyenas. In Spanish.

  82. “You’re Out of Your Element Donny!”

  83. “Say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it’s an ethos.”

  84. Pilar’s answer to if Arthur Digby Sellers still writes:

    “Oh no no, he has health problems.”

  85. “Fuck sympathy! I don’t need your fuckin’ sympathy, man, I need my fucking Johnson!” – Herman Cain

  86. “This is what happens when you find a stranger in the alps!” -Walter Kovaks, as edited for tv by TBS

  87. “Am I the only one around here who gives a shit about the rules?!” -Walter

  88. I am not “Mr. Lebowski”. You’re Mr. Lebowski. I’m the Dude. So that’s what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you’re not into the whole brevity thing.

  89. “I’ll fuck you in de ass next Wednesday instead!”

  90. William F Hattar  |   Posted on Dec 8th, 2011 +1

    Nothing is fucked? Nothing is fucked?! The God damned plane has crashed into the mountain!

  91. “Sounds exhausting.”

  92. I’m replying super late because I’ve been away from Internetland lately, but YAY I won! I never got a facebook message. How do I claim my amazing prize?!?!? :D

  93. “Ever heard of the Seattle Seven? That was me…”

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