Wow, not even noon yet and ALREADY I need a pick-me-up. Unfortunately my french press broke a few weeks ago, though I still continued to use it until it broke FOR REAL a few days ago. (Each time it was because I opened the cupboard above it and something fell out of it and right onto the french press.) (Can you imagine?) (It happened twice.) (It was the most unfortunate thing that has ever happened to anyone.) So coffee is out of the question. I’m assuming we’ve all had breakfast already and it’s not lunch time yet (even though it feels EXACTLY like bedtime, so you would think it would at least be lunchtime) and if you want to have a pick-me-up snack between breakfast and lunch that’s totally fine but I’m not really at that point today. I would suggest that we listen to Robyn’s “Call Your Girlfriend” a few times really loud, but that song is actually kind of sad? I mean I love that song because I do have EARS, but, uh, how about you call YOUR girlfriend, Robyn?! You jerk! GET YOUR OWN BOYFRIEND! But a song would be nice. Maybe a song about having a wonderful day? Sung in the style of a barbershop quartet? (About God?) Huh. I never thought about that. That sounds perfect!

Ahahahahah. I AM HAVING A WONDERFUL DAY! Thanks, guys! Thanks, Lord! NO THANKS TO YOU, ROBYN! (Via ChristianNightmares.)

Comments (21)
  1. This is the racial opposite of macaroni and cheese.

  2. i think i saw these guys open for animal collective.

  3. The various colors on their vests signifies the many ways in which they love their lord and savior Jesus Christ.

  4. I did actually watch the Robyn video just now, full disclosure.

  5. Nice Warwick Davis cameo!

  6. They’re all just happy that they’ll never have to worry about having the talk with their girlfriends.

  7. See, Nickelback hasn’t ALWAYS sucked!

  8. Most of the guys who are into bushy mustaches and rainbows aren’t really that into Jesus.

  9. The church should use this to promote abstinence cause I never want to fuck again after watching this.

  10. what marketing department thought this would be a good place to advertise the justin beiber christmas album? with a contest to win a signed guitar? where the hell am i?

  11. I hope these guys finally beat The Suburbs at the grammy award shows.

  12. Four guys with mustaches and rainbow vests coming out of a closet. Nothing gay about that.

  13. Did God give them the OK to push around the little guy?

  14. Movember has gotten out of hand, you guys.

  15. Monty Python?

  16. It’s really hard to tell if he’s a midget or not, cause all the other guys are the same height. Are they normal size? Is he? What’s happening?

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