This is what happens when the 1 percent encounters the LOL percent. (Via Nevver.)
New best pickup line: “You gotta go shopping now, Baby?”
perfect. phone number everytime.
I think we just figured out who pooped and peed on the bank!
Suddenly, a promising new Republican presidential hopeful entered the race.
Notsewfast! You are alive!
I’m just going to level with you, Facetaco. Learning to use the toilet turned out to be a LOT harder than I had anticipated.
I can imagine, especially having your father George Clooney teaching you.
To be fair, he gives the most concisely accurate way to fix the economy
Did anyone else watch this last night? I was so impressed at how well it ended. And it was great to hear the anchors and majority of reporters being totally sympathetic to the protesters if not totally on their side. Plus the cops were civil and came off okay for a change.
I hate that I have to say this, but I’m just happy that I didn’t see anyone’s head get bashed in.
Step right in pussy lovers…
Is this “Step right in, pussy lovers,” or is it “Step right in pussy, lovers!” Because both are strange invitations, but one is considerably more off-putting.
I think It’s a dance instruction: Step-Right-In: Pussy Lovers.
This dude’s Fall Look Book is ALL ABOUT LAYERS.
Crap! I just realized I’m late for Shopping! Crap Crap Crap! Where are my key!!!
Good hats, or goodest hats?
DO NOT BESMIRCH THE NAME OF GEORGE HAMILTON FEENY!
Speaking of Mr. Feeny, I just realized not too long ago that he was Dustin Hoffman’s dad in The Graduate. Whoa! Right, guys? Totally awesome discovery? Hello?
He was also KITT. But none of those things matter, because he was Mr. Feeny, and that is all he will ever need to be.
That guy belongs in a Super Mario game.
I’m worried about WaLuigi, you guys.
That was a really good NO.
Maybe they’re related?
Wait a minute. That’s the seizure reporter.
er. Migraine. whatever. this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwHpBwAxDIs
is that Ronaldo Serio, Harry Shearer’s pro-union Mexican equivalent?
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