• Did you know that the ending of the Muppets was not the original ending? And that the original ending was actually a MUCH BETTER ending? And I’m so upset about it? It’s true! All true! (Oh also don’t read this if you don’t want the ending of the Muppets movie spoiled.) (Obviously.) -SlashFilm
  • This is just a picture of Ryan Gosling with Eva Mendes in Paris. Ugh, I wish I were in Paris! I don’t even care about being there with Ryan Gosling specifically, that’s how much I JUST want to be there! -FilmDrunk
  • Oooohh, here is a video of Mike Tyson singing “The Girl from Ipanema” on a popular Brazilian variety show. OF COURSE. What I like best about it is how you can tell that it’s really 100% his voice without anything being altered at all, very pure and natural. -TheDailyWhat
  • Doug Hutchinson turned down a movie in which he’d be playing a guy who was in love with a young girl. Hahahaha, lol. No doy, Doug Hutchinson! You’re gonna need a new person who finds you movie roles for you to possibly take! They are very funny obviously but probably don’t have your best interest at heart! -TheSuperficial
  • The pedobear meme (sure) is real and dangerous according to this local newscast, NO DOY. Everyone be afraid and on the lookout for it! You nerds! -WarmingGlow
  • Here is Anne Hathaway with her new fiancee wearing a TERRIBLE hat. Take off the hat, Anne! You look like you have a weird cloth bag on your hair! I get that you’ve already nailed your guy down but give us a break! -Celebuzz
  • Here is a Funny or Die video featuring Katherine Heigle talking about hating balls. Just what you always wannnteeed!! -JustJared
  • Here is Jason Segel telling the LIE about how girls don’t like his puppets on Conan. Good LIE, Jason Segel. We all totally believe your LIE. -TheHuffingtonPost
  • Oh perfect, here is the list of the UK’s richest people under 30 that we were all looking for. We don’t have nearly that much money! -Movieline
Comments (7)
  1. I was bored the other day and did some sleuthing and found out that Jason Segal is linked romantically to both Lindsay Lohan and Chloë Sevigny and a bevy of other shady characters… which basically means I will never EVER go near this man in a romantic context. And if I have to use puppets as an excuse to turn him down, so be it.

    I almost feel bad for him. Even if he hooked up with Lindsay when she was fresh-faced and hopefully very clean, that’s a piece of Internet gossip that will haunt him for the rest of his life.

  2. I usually click on most of the Afternoon Links – minus the “candid” shots of celebrities doing exciting stuff like picking up dog poop and carrying laundry.

    Still, for whatever reason (boredom is the reason) I clicked on the Anne Hathaway link and was greeted with a tab heading that read “Anne Hathaway News”. I actually, seriously, very much lol’d at “News”. Gooooooood news.

  3. *******Muppets Spoilerz*****************

    but in this reality’s Muppet ending we get a speech from Kermit about how failing isn’t a bad thing as long as you fail together as friends, which is a pretty good moral!

    **********End Muppets Spoilerz***************

  4. You’re right. That would have been a MUCH better ending for the Muppets movie. There was not nearly enough Statler and Waldorf in it.

  5. Eh, I don’t know. That original ending feels cheaper to me. I like it how it is.

  6. I really wish the Muppet movies didn’t always focus on Kermit and Piggy. It would be nice if Rowlf, Scooter, Janice and Bunsen/Beaker had some semblance of a storyline. With that said, I would have preferred the original scripted ending.

  7. I was just in Paris where I was bitten by bed bugs and vomited on by a drunk German. Is this your dream that I’m living Kelly?

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