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I’m not trying to get serious and weird or anything, but the scary yogurt baby in your stroller? He needs more yogurt. I know you’re probably thinking, “Hey, we’ve already given him A LOT of yogurt,” but as you can tell if you just take a quick look down at him, all of the yogurt you’ve fed to him previously has done nothing to extinguish his desire. His brown eyes are still bulging out of his face, his mouth is agape, and his hands are grabbing wildly for the tub of yogurt that you keep taking away. Maybe you can consider giving him the tub of yogurt to keep? It doesn’t seem to me — admittedly, an outsider — that there in any end in sight here. He is a scary yogurt baby, soooo I don’t think he’s going to change? It’s his nature. Listen, this is none of my business, but if you’re going to take your scary yogurt baby out in public I’m just saying that maybe you can be a little more generous with your distribution of yogurt. This is not the time to try and teach anybody any lessons.
Aww, it’s ok, baby. You’re safe now, as are all of the yogurt-powered cute demons inside of your scary brain. (Thanks for the tip, Amy!)
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Raising a yogurt baby? I don’t think they’re doing it raita.
This original version is pretty weird. I don’t even want to see the fruit-on-the-bottom version.
Well played, sir. Or should I say, Yoplait-ed?
No? Ok, well…well played, regardless.
Hey, Baby Lee Curtis, chill out.
Exactly 45 minutes later: “I’m pooping.”
אני קקי
I just spent like 3 minutes trying to copy paste that to Google. You owe my boss some cash.
More like Baby Rachel Dratch.
So that’s what that baby looks like.
Needs more yogurt.
You guys obviously don’t have children. My kids do this all the time. It’s the natural reaction children have to eating spoonfuls of delicious breast milk mixed with cocaine.
This is the “more sand” of our generation? Am I doing this joke right? I’m still kind of new here guys.
Too obvious?
just right.
This was EXACTLY as funny as I wanted it to be. Sometimes kid videos disappoint, you know? Not this guy. He knows what sells. (Yogurt!)
This child is like nine years old now!
One of my favorite Rachel Dratch characters
Hi dear friend,
greeting to you.My name is Susan, It’s my pleasure to write you after viewing
your profile at this website, i will like to know you the more, that is, if you
permit me. You can email me at=(susan_koneh@hotmail.com) so that we could
exchange pictures and know more about each other. Waiting to hear from you.
believing that age,distance or color will not be a barrier to friendship and
love. take care. Yours sincerely
Miss Susan
Sorry Susan. Age, color, and distance are very important to me. I stopped dating colored people from far away places after I had a terrible break up with Grimace back in college.
it’s sad that we have to go all the way back to 1999 for a good baby eating yogurt video. I don’t want to blame their decline ALL on 9/11, but it didn’t help.