We haven’t had a BNPG in awhile because it has been autumn, and autumn is a time for reflection and death. We all died. And also the harvest. And coats. Sweaters. The point is, it’s fine, but now it is time to party again. This weekend kicks off the holiday season! YOU LOVE THE HOLIDAY SEASON! Who doesn’t?! Jerks. I met someone the other day who said they hated the holidays and I said I hated them. The holidays are great! So nice and delicious and happy. And it’s incredible that we have never played Thanksgiving Movies before, but we’re about to play it now. It’s a true Thanksgiving Miracle! So:

  • I Yams Legend
  • The Skeleton Turkey
  • Cranburied
  • The Pillowgrims Book
  • Pumpkin Up The Volume
  • The Right Stuffing

I want this game to GET IN MAH BELLY. Hahahah. This year I am grateful for JOKES!

Comments (133)
  1. Full of Turkey Metal Jacket

  2. Tryptophantasmagoria

  3. Gravy Boat Trip

  4. The A-maïs-ing Pie-derman

  5. Romancing the Stone

  6. Scott Pilgrim vs The Indians

  7. Scott Pilgrim vs The World

  8. Dinner For Schmucks

  9. Three Courses and a Funeral

  10. Children of the Cornucopia

  11. Star Wars: Revenge of the Fallen

  12. To furkey, with Love

  13. M.A.S.H.ed Potatoes

  14. Gravy for Vendetta

  15. You Got Served (a lot of food)

  16. Gobblesford Park

  17. Cranberriesford

  18. The Hand That Rocks The Ladle

  19. Gravy for Vendetta

  20. Gummo vs Chucky
    Tag line: No matter who wins, we lose

  21. The Fugitive-Turkey

  22. Sweet Corn Alabama

  23. Hope Parade Floats

  24. Paraders of the Lost Ark

  25. Supersize Me

  26. 28 Days Later (Than Canadian Thanksgiving)

  27. As Gourd As It Gets

  28. Eat, Pray, Make Awkward Small Talk With Those You Love But Don’t Necessarily Like Very Much

  29. Poultrygeist

  30. The Indian in the Kitchen Cupboard

  31. Soylent Green Bean Casserole

  32. Mac & Cheese & Me

  33. Cranberry Lyndon Sauce

  34. The Deviled Egg and Daniel Johnston

  35. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turkeys

  36. Con Air Copia

  37. Chew Canned Corn And Meat

  38. The French Confection

  39. A Fist Full of Olives

  40. You Pecan Count on Me

    OR

    Star Trek II: The Wrath of Pecan

  41. The Kids Table Is All RIght

  42. (500) Days of Leftovers

  43. Eggnogged Up

  44. The Perfect Roast

  45. The Godfeather

  46. Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Olive

  47. Runaway Bird

  48. Dude, Where’s My Carving Knife?

  49. The Deviled Egg and I

  50. Schindler’s Black Friday Shopping List

  51. Gravytar

  52. Alex Vermitsky  |   Posted on Nov 23rd, 2011 +6

    The Last of the Mohicans

  53. How to Lose a Guy in 10 Columbus Days. No?

  54. Fight Club.

  55. American Pie

  56. These Games are making me Hunger

  57. Alex Vermitsky  |   Posted on Nov 23rd, 2011 +1

    The Hangover

  58. You’ve Got Maize

  59. harry potpie and the porcelain throne

  60. Sweet Potato and Marshmallowdown

  61. Alex Vermitsky  |   Posted on Nov 23rd, 2011 +1

    Dad’s Hostel After a Day of Wine and Rosacea

  62. Martha Marcy May MarLetMeGetALittleMoreOfTheTurkeyThanks

  63. Eat Drink Man Woman

    okay I quit I’m done leave me alone

  64. Thanksgiving You For Smoking

  65. Alex Vermitsky  |   Posted on Nov 23rd, 2011 +2

    Detroit Lion King

  66. Casserole Models

  67. 27 Dressings

  68. Butterball Run

  69. Turkey and Turkey.

  70. Tango & Squash

  71. Here we go y’all . . .

    To Kill a Walking Bird

    Don’t Tell Mom the Slow Cooker’s Dead: Remember the Fightin’s

    The Sum of All Fryers

    Look Who’s Coming to Dinner: Gabe

    101 Salutations

    Guestbusters: Three Men with a “Maybe”

    Good Will Punting

    Se7en Course Meal

    Drumstickline

    The Bun Supremecy

    Potato Attraction

    Robin Hood: Prince of Peas

    The 40 Year-Old Virginia Ham

    Glorious Mustards

    Soy Story

    The Dark Bite

    A Few Good Hens

    A Man for All Seasonings

    As Good as it Grits

    Step Up Dessert: You’ve Been Served: Grandma’s Homemade Jellied Salad

    The Sick Sense: Couchbound and Down

    Dial ‘M’ for Emergency Room

    The Count of Pepto-Bismol

    Gone With the Wind: Second Helpings

    - Happy Thanksgiving to all . . . and to all a good night!

    • You win. Holy crap. But you have to turkey these out at a turkey pace, instead of turkeying them all at once. Each of these turkeys deserves a turkey unto itself. But still, you turkey.

  72. There Will Be Food

  73. I Hope They Serve Cranberry Sauce in Hell

  74. Alex Vermitsky  |   Posted on Nov 24th, 2011 +3

    happy thanksgiving everyone

  75. Happy Thanksgiving! Or Happy Thursday of No Great Importance to non-US monsters!

  76. Turduckenator.

  77. Turduckenator 3: Rise of the Pilgrims.

  78. Silence of the Yams

  79. http://ygn。me/hENu17p

    T shirts (Polo ,edhardy,lacoste) $15
    Jean(True Religion,edhardy,coogi) $30
    Sunglasses (Oakey,coach,gucci,Armaini) $15
    New era cap $15
    Bikini (Ed hardy,polo) $25

  80. They Shoot Turkeys, Don’t They?

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