This Friday is the most Sacred Day of the Year, so we won’t be having a Movie Trailer Round-Up, which is why we need to talk about this Kellan Lutz lacrosse as Iraq War metaphor and also teenage true love lessons movie trailer right now!!! This. Movie. Has. Everything.

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  1. This is the story of the guy I fell in love with and whatnot

  2. Ashley Greene’s character is named Brooklyn? That must in general not have been a fun experience for her, because she looks and acts nothing like Zooey Deschanel.

  3. Coming to select theaters and on Video On Demand December 2nd! I am praying to the goddess Fandango that my theater is selected.

  4. I think Kellan Lutz, from the looks of him, may be the most appropriately named actor ever. Also, this looks like the whitest movie I’ve ever seen, and I’ve seen 500 Days of Summer.

  5. Kellan Lutz? Chord Overstreet? I’m a million damn years old and I broke up with my cable company. Who are these people??

    • My favorite recent example of this was “The Roommate”, which featured Leighton Meester, Minka Kelly, Cam Gigandet, and Aly Michalka. The poster doubles as an eye exam chart.

      (Wait, anything with letters can double as an eye exam chart. Origins of Lacrosse, DIY vision screening… we’re learning so much here today!)

  6. SPOILER ALERT: The teenage lacrosse player learns his grandmother is half Native American, sparing this movie from being COMPLETELY racist.

  7. Cool and necessary flashback!

  8. Looking forward to the backstory chronicling how his father taught the warring Native American tribes to resolve their conflicts through Lacrosse and was named “Dances With Balls”

    also Chord Overstreet, CHORD OVERSTREET HA HA HA

  9. That is not a warrior, guys. This is a warrior:

  10. Kellan LOLZ

  11. Starring Twilight’s Ashley Greene as Twilight’s Anna Kendrick

  12. But…. where are the vampires?

  13. i don’t know if i could ever watch a movie that has a real depiction of war (as in the guy just kind of falls down near a burning car)

  14. I was expecting more date rape

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