I KNOW I’VE BROUGHT YOU SOME REALLY REALLY INCREDIBLE NEWS IN THE PAST, SO RIGHT NOW YOU MIGHT BE THINKING, “OH MY GOD, I DON’T KNOW IF I CAN EVEN HANDLE ANY MORE INCREDIBLE NEWS!! ARE YOU GOING TO TELL ME INCREDIBLE NEWS?! I’M STILL REELING FROM THE INCREDIBLE NEWS YOU ALREADY TOLD ME BEFORE!!!!” AND IF YOU’RE THINKING THAT YOU SHOULD HONESTLY JUST LEAVE BECAUSE FIRST OF ALL IF I FEEL LIKE YOUR TONE WAS KIND OF SARCASTIC AND EVEN IF IT WASN’T, IF YOU DON’T THINK YOU CAN HANDLE THIS INCREDIBLE NEWS TO THE EXTENT THAT YOU DON’T EVEN WANT TO HEAR IT, THEN MAYBE YOU DON’T DESERVE TO KNOW ABOUT IT!!!! OK, I’M SORRY! I KIND OF WENT OFF ON YOU A LITTLE BIT BUT I’M A LITTLE SENSITIVE RIGHT NOW BECAUSE I JUST READ THE BEST NEWS THAT I’VE EVER EVEN HEARD OF IN MY LIFE. OK. SO. YOU KNOW HOW ROBERT PATTINSON AND KRISTEN STEWART HAVE SEX IN THE TWILIGHT SAGA: BREAKING DAWN – PART 1? AND IT’S KIND OF THE BEST BECAUSE WE’VE WANTED IT TO HAPPEN ON SCREEN FOR SUCH A LONG TIME BUT IT’S ALSO KIND OF THE WORST BECAUSE IT DIDN’T HAPPEN EXACTLY HOW WE IMAGINED IT WHEN WE READ THE BOOKS, SPECIFICALLY THERE WAS A LOT LESS THRUSTING??? WELL!!!! FROM MTV:

“Twilight” fans should know by now that the original sex scene filmed for “The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1″ was a lot steamier than the version that made the final cut. The MPAA said the film would need an R rating if director Bill Condon didn’t cut out some of the “thrusting.”

“Bill, he went for it,” Rosenberg said with a laugh when she recently spoke to MTV News. “I wanted to keep [the footage].”

Though all the bumping and grinding didn’t make it to the final cut of the film, Rosenberg is crossing her fingers that a lot of the footage will make it to the DVD. So everyone out there hoping that some of the more explicit parts of that sex scene will one day be released for public consumption, you just might be in luck.

HOOOOLLLLLLYYYYYY SHIIIIIIIIIIIRRRTTTT!!!! I ALMOST CANNOT BREATHE BECAUSE ALL OF THE BREATH IN MY LUNGS IS HOLDING ITSELF BECAUSE IT WANTS TO SEE THIS EXTENDED SEX SCENE SO BADLY. IF THIS EXTENDED SEX SCENE IS NOT RELEASED ON THE DVD I DON’T KNOW WHAT CHOICE BILL CONDON IS GIVING ME BUT TO STALK AND KIDNAP ROBERT PATTINSON AND KRISTEN STEWART, BRING THEM TO MY APARTMENT, AND FORCE THEM TO TELL ME ALL OF THE EXPLICIT DETAILS THEMSELVES!!! CERTAINLY HE MUSN’T THINK THAT IT’S ENOUGH TO SEE ROBERT PATTINSON AND KRISTEN STEWART HAVE SEX IN THE RELEASED VERSION THE TWILIGHT SAGA: BREAKING DAWN – PART 1 IF SOMEONE WANTS TO SEE THEM HAVE SEX SO BADLY!!! THE FANS WANT DESERVE THE FULL AMOUNT OF THRUSTING!!!! ARE YOU LISTENING, BILL CONDON? THE WHOLE WORLD IS WATCHING!

Comments (16)
  1. “Heeah is da paht weeah dey seehmulated penetration.” — the Arnold Schwarzenegger bonus commentary

  2. But if being married in the movie means they’re really married in real life, does that also mean they really had sex in real life becuase they fake had sex in the movie?

  3. But is she making her trademark bored-and-vaguely-irritated-to-be-here Kristen Stewart face during the steamy sex scene? Because that would be hott.

  4. THE WHOLE WORLD IS THRUSTING! THE WHOLE WORLD IS THRUSTING!

  5. I’ve lived enough to have learned
    If you’re filming a sex scene in a children’s movie you’ll get burned
    But that doesn’t matter to us
    Because it’s always been a matter of thrust.

    -Jilly Boel

  6. I JUST STARTED THRUSTING IN MY DESK CHAIR AT WORK BECAUSE I CAN’T WAIT FOR THE THRUSTING!

  7. Today I realised my dad’s name is Jacob, and he has a tatoo of a werewolf. I’m epicly sad that my mother’s name isn’t Renesmee. ): MLIT

    #58968 – Jul 7, 2011 01:01 AM by Claira – Random – So twilight! (149) – Needs more twilight.. (349)

  8. Blu-ray Bonus Features Include:
    - Animated Title Screen
    - Scene Selection
    - 150% More Thrusting
    - Subtitles (English, Spanish, French)
    - Director Commentary

  9. TWILIGHT: BREAKING DOWN (DIRECTOR’S THRUST)

  10. Ha!!!! Thrusting. This post and thread=so much thrusting. It’s a funny word. I’m tired.

  11. The entire last paragraph; why I cannot stand and firmly believe Twi-tards should be killed and everything Twilight should be destroyed. When twilight became big is when society in America truly died.

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