Some dude in Portland has launched a Kickstarter to fund the publication of a book of erotic fan fiction about James Franco. Well, right. The only thing weird about this is that it’s some dude in Portland and not James Franco himself.

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  1. This could turn out to be a seminal work.

  2. Dude, just put you JFEFF on a tumblr like the rest of us.

    • I like how Kickstarter is becoming Amazon.com where you pre-order everything, and get a button. I want to write a book. Give me money and I will give you the book. Give me more money and I will give you the book and a button.

      • FUCKING JAMES FRANCO is a collection of erotic fiction that describes hypothetical sexual encounters with the greatest American actor, writer, and visual artist of all time.

        Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

  3. If it was James Franco, he wouldn’t have needed a kickstarter fund. He would just write and publish it himself, and every story would be about James Franco fucking James Franco.

    • Time to dust this bad boy off. Also, here’s a gif.

    • Well, I hope you realize he WILL hear about this and WILL write a story about shagging himself. The “delightfully unconventional” (People Magazine) plot will be something like present-day Franco going back in time to seduce his younger self and convince him that even though he is too good for this world, he should “hang in there” until 2011 when drag becomes a totally acceptable form of self-expression for privileged suburban straight dudes.

      • If this was a Charlie Kaufman movie, there would be a door that lets people enter James Franco’s head, and when James Franco went into the door, everybody would have his face and the only thing they would say is “fracno,” and he would not notice that this is any different from how he normally perceives the world.

  4. This book will later be studied by James Franco, the contemporary American lit Ph.D candidate.

  5. The book is James Franco’s latest piece of performance art, it also doubles as his dissertation proposal.

  6. Alex Vermitsky  |   Posted on Nov 17th, 2011 +4

    A Room of James Own

  7. Portland does have a high unemployment rate…?

  8. I hope they don’t miss the opportunity to describe the Franco sex as “So good”

  9. I hate everything about this.

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