Wolverine: Origins trailer, you guys:

This looks pretty good, and out of all the superhero movies, origin stories are my favorite, plus TIM RIGGINZZZZ, but something has changed. I’ve always enjoyed Hugh Jackman’s portrayal of Wolverine in the previous X-Men movies, even Brett Ratner’s X-Men movie, but it’s hard to take him seriously as an indestructible WMD (Wolverine of Mass Destruction, good thing I built that special display case for my Award For Being The Best Writer) now that I know that all Hugh Jackman does is pee his pants all day. You would think that his adamantium bladder would be easier to control. Wolverzing.

Also, Wolverine should be careful when he has to fight the Level 3 boss from Mike Tyson’s Super Punch Out. The only way to beat him is with the cheat code. Left-down-up-right-a-b-select-PEE-YOUR-PANTS. Hugh Jackman peed his pants.

Comments (6)
  1. Plus: Liev Schreiber

    Minus: Was that Will.I.Am?

    I think I’ll wait for the DVD or just not bother at all.

  2. Is this called Wolverine? Because the only thing I care about is the fact that Gambit is FINALLY in a fucking X-Men movie. That Friday Night Lights kid better now eff it up. I don’t watch that show (I know, I’m the worst) but I’m hoping he has a better Cajun accent than the entire cast of True Blood. Who’s Wolverine?

  3. kelly248  |   Posted on Dec 15th, 2008 0

    ugh will.i.am, ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
    looks good, though

  4. squarejordan  |   Posted on Dec 16th, 2008 0

    thought will.i.am was jermaine dupri.
    which would be better/worse?
    super punch-out code joke almost made me wolverine myself

  5. squarejordan  |   Posted on Dec 16th, 2008 0

    thought will.i.am was jermaine dupri.
    which would be better/worse?
    super punch-out code joke almost made me wolverine myself

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