It almost seems a little wrong to watch a video like this, of two people kissing each other. You might think, “This isn’t our business!” Or even, “Why am I watching a video of two people just KISSING? If I wanted to see kissing, I’d kiss somebody myself!” But, hear me out — I think it’s important sometimes to pause for a moment and realize that, even with all our differences, when it comes down to it, everyone is pretty much exactly the same. We all love people, and we all kiss people, and we all do it the same way. This way. The normal way. Ah, life can be so beautiful and regular! (Via TheDailyWhat.)

Comments (23)
  1. This is somehow grosser than the grossest porn I’ve ever seen. And I’ve seen some pretty gross porn, LADIES.

  2. When that lady asks if you want a hummer, you say NO.

  3. When I was in middle school, I sang in the choir (LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES)

    and our shitty middle school choir was asked to sing at the Governor’s inauguration because city public school. Anyhow, I was positioned in the front row, but the choir was so big that we got flushed into where the audience was, such that I was singing into the Governor’s mouth. I don’t want to be hyperbolic, it surely wasn’t as bad as this video, but i was about 8-10 inches away from his mouth (I was standing on a step, he on the floor) and let me say it was not as PLEASANT as the above video might want you to think it is. So: be careful next time someone asks you to do this.

    • ummm… so apparently that didn’t get formatted correctly. Reprinted again, because I know everyone is SO curious:

      When I was in middle school, I sang in the choir….and our shitty middle school choir was asked to sing at the governor’s inauguration because city public school. Anyhow, I was positioned in the front row, but the choir was so big that we got flushed into where the audience was, such that I was singing into the governor’s mouth. I don’t want to be hyperbolic, it surely wasn’t as bad as this video, but i was about 8-10 inches away from his mouth (I was standing on a step, he on the floor) and let me say it was not as PLEASANT as the above video might want you to think it is. So, be careful next time someone asks you to do this.

  4. I like to kiss people when they least expect it.

  5. This kiss is most definitely NOT on my list.

  6. THIS is what Ke$ha’s first kiss went a little like? That explains some things…

  7. Am I the only one who wants to see these guys take their relationship to the next level?

  8. if you flip to another tab and just listen to the audio. it sound real nasty.

  9. The new Plastic Ono album is disappointing.

  10. She looks so disappointed after it’s over. “I’ve made a terrible mistake” is written all over her face.

  11. She looks disappointed at the end. Not that I know what a disappointed lady looks like. WHO SAYS I DO?

  12. This would be a hit over at Stereogum

  13. Wash your eyes out, friends:

    You’re welcome!

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