No one told this motherfucker that when you come to Mr. Chi-City’s crib, he kill you every time.

For the record, that wasn’t a sissy scream, it was his war cry.

Comments (15)
  1. You neglected to mention that this is my boyfriend.
    Your boyfriend is the bug.

  2. Was the second time a war cry, too?

    dude likes the lols

  3. whut  |   Posted on Dec 12th, 2008 +1

    HE’S BLACK!?

  4. That made me cry, thx.
    R.I.P. Prayin’ Manthis.

    Is this Viral Marketing for Magic Wipes?

  5. get this man on animal planet, stat! his show can be called: ‘on safari with a grown-ass man’.

    ‘if you love pachyderms, what the fuck is that????!!!’

    • awesome idea. it’ll be like a cross between ‘Mark Wahlberg Talks to Animals’ and ‘Brian Fellows Safari Planet’.

      I’d tune in.

  6. Elle  |   Posted on Dec 12th, 2008 +2

    it’s a really big box elder bug. They are ALL OVER the midwest, along with asian beetles (the lady-bug imposters) in the fall. They just want to get warm, mr. chi-city! it’s cold out!

  7. When a bug invades, you get the video cam out. How do I always forget this??

  8. Dzu Nguyen  |   Posted on Dec 12th, 2008 0

    hahaha oh I love this guy. and for the record its part of the beetle family.

  9. Ashley  |   Posted on Dec 12th, 2008 +2

    This is exactly how I act around big bugs, but instead of “nigger” I say “honky”.

  10. kool mo-d  |   Posted on Dec 12th, 2008 0

    That’s not a praying mantis.

  11. lowo  |   Posted on Dec 13th, 2008 0

    I hate these bugs! My parents have them at their house and they stink when you smash them. And the smell lingers.

  12. hillary_b  |   Posted on Dec 14th, 2008 0

    he gave his suburban ass away with his mr. clean magic eraser.

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