• Upon hearing of Brett Ratnor’s resignation, Eddie Murphy dropped out of hosing the Oscars. Oh, GREAT. Now they’ll just have to be cancelled. Right? Once a host and producer drop out they have to cancel the whole show and wait for next year? Very sad news! R.I.P. Oscars. -NYT
  • Michael Moore debated a puppy on last night’s Late Night. Did the puppy finally get him to admit that he is indeed part of the 1%? Watch to find out! (No.) (Still watch!) (It is cute.) -GotchaMedia
  • Also included in the George Clooney Rolling Stone fart story is that George Clooney had his first orgasm when he climbed a rope? Who is in charge of this cover story?! Wageorge Waclooney? (Evil George Clooney.) -TheSuperficial
  • Seth Meyers was on the Colbert Report last night and was as charming as ever. -Splitsider
  • In an interview with DigitalSpy, Dan Harmon said that he sometimes purposely puts Alison Brie into GIFable situations on Community. Ugh, MEN! Right ladies? They are just the worst. Also WarmingGlow put together a collection of Alison Brie GIFs and maybe let’s all just look at them for like one sec each. -WarmingGlow
  • Ugh, I love Emma Stone! Watch her SNL promos. -Celebuzz
  • LAUREN CONRAD WAS CAUGHT MAKING OUT WITH CHANCE CRAWFORD! -ONTD
  • Tyler Perry fans are threatening to boycott his new movie The Marriage Councilor if he keeps Kim Kardashian in it. Do they not know that this is how he makes his living and he needs their money to survive, what are they doing?! -FilmDrunk
  • This is your haircut. -TheDailyWhat
  • Robert Pattinson was on Letterman last night. Wanna watch it? Nobody is going to judge you. They probably won’t even see. -JustJared
Comments (17)
  1. Wageorge Waclooney is one of the funniest things I’ve ever read. Kelly you are on fire today.

    Also, WHATEVER about Eddie Murphy. If you’re going to step down in solidarity with an asshole, then you’re just showing your own asshole to everyone, or whatever.

    • I don’t stand by Brett Ratner as a human being, but c’mon Oscars! You are an unbearably long circle jerk which is actually a 4 hour long commercial to all of the movies people probably want to wait until DVD to watch.

      P.S. I love the Oscars. I love movies, artsy and blockbuster alike. I am currently in a theatre program trying to become an actor. BUT STOP TAKING YOURSELF SO SERIOUSLY OSCARS! The Joker would have to question you…

      • Wow, I got a little too heated there and forgot to make my point. My point is who cares what Brett Ratner says in connection to him producing this awards show that takes itself too seriously.

      • Wow, I got a little too heated there and forgot to make my point. My point is who cares what Brett Ratner says in connection to him producing this awards show that takes itself too seriously.

    • If my little brother hadn’t talked my ear off about Waluigi the other day I never would have gotten that joke.

  2. Tyler Perry fans prefer their women to be played by men, thank you very much.

  3. I think Kelly is crossing her fingers for Ricky Gervais. I really do.

  4. “I didn’t quit! I just told the Academy that I wasn’t planning to rehearse for my hosting gig. Just standing in solidarity with my friend” -Eddie Murphy

  5. I had to pause Colbert’s intro of Seth Meyers and explain (to my youngest) the “Jane you ignorant slut” reference. “You know the old guy on ‘Community’?”–Me

  6. WILL ARNETT AND AMY POEHLER FOR OSCAR HOSTS 2011!!!!!!!!!! Come on, you all know it would be awesome.

  7. Really worried about Hollywood, you guys.

  8. re: haircut

    Does anyone else think Rage Comics are the worst?

  9. CHANCE CRAWFORD = Best un(?)intentional typo ever.

  10. I was watching those Alison Brie GIFs and I got a little too heated there and forgot to make my point.

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