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A new season of VH1′s Rock of Love is starting soon. In a surprising twist of events, they decided that rather than fill an eyesore McMansion with trashy alcoholics who lack boundaries and clothing, they would fill a tour bus with trashy alcoholics who lack boundaries and clothing. Whoa! This isn’t your father’s Rock of Love! There is no such thing as your father’s Rock of Love! The extended trailer for the new season promises that there will be lots of sad on this show, and one exploded breast implant (yikes), all while proving that the hardest working people in showbusiness are the staff of the Celebreality STD-Testing Department. “Where is your vagina? I can’t find it in this forest of herpes!” Gross. I’m sorry. But also, where is her vagina? No one can find it in that forest of herpes. (Her=all of them.)
“All the blondes just came together, and that’s just what we do,” indeed.
Rock of Love 3 premieres January 4th.
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As if I didn’t hate myself enough for watching “Rock of Love: Charm School”…
I’m so excited. And I just can’t hide it.
“I just specifically asked you guys not to be slutty…”
Was he even conscious for the previous two iterations of this train(bus)wreck?
I’m secretly excited for this, well, not so secretly excited anymore.
My excitement is hanging out like a stray tit from one of these groupies’ tops.
January 4th? I want to go to there…
Yeah, the HOUSE was the problem.
i’m naming my first child “brittanya” — boy or girl.
Hey Jamie! Me and KC are absolutely SEETHING with JEALOUSY over the fact that you are doing this show. You know how jealous we both are of you for having a personal relationship with Constantine like we wish we had. Instead of just being a couple of ho’s who blew him one night. Please, Jamie, tell Constantine that we are coming to Joe’s Pub and we want to hook up after the show. Tell him we still talk about him and blog about him every minute of the day.
kthxbye