Oh, gross! I know that Terry Richardson has basically entered some kind of enshrined and untouchable pantheon of American Celebrity Photographers, where if you hit a point in your career you basically have to get your photo taken by him against a white wall in his SOHO studio American Apparel ad style and that’s just how business is done in Modern America and fair enough. But the dude still creeps me out to no end. If you look up Highly Questionable Skeezozoid in the dictionary there’s a (self-taken) picture of Terry Richardson French kissing some editor from Vice magazine while an androgynous precog of indeterminate age screams in the background. And this photo of him with a 4 REAL little girl, even if she is a famous movie star little girl, it just sets off an Amber Alert in my brain. SOMEONE HELP HER! HE’S PROBABLY GOING TO HUG HER! Thumbs up. More like thumbs down. Good one, Gabe. You caption it.
Winner will receive special placement in this week’s Monsters’ Ball. NO TOUCHING! (Image via ONTD.)