This is an interesting Best New Party Game because it’s time sensitive and a real answer exists not very far beyond our reach! Is everyone’s blood pumping? Kind of like you took maybe too much daytime cold medicine and drank too much tea that you thought didn’t have caffeine in it? And now you’re totally ready to play a Best New Party Game?! FANTASTIC! So, Aubrey Plaza is included in a “Hot Hollywood” feature in next month’s edition of Rolling Stone. A few scans from the article exist online currently, but one is cut off at a VERY important moment! From Warming Glow:

Aubrey Plaza negged Ryan Gosling hard one time, but she swears she didn’t mean to. “I was at this juice bar, and he came in,” the Parks and Recreation star recalls at a softball diamond in Encino, California, where members [Cont. on p. 62]

Nooooooooooooooo! WHAT WAS THE HARD NEG? I’m sure the answer will exist online at some point in the near future, but I cannot wait that long! I need to know now! So if we all guess I’m almost 100% sure that, by the laws of guessing, one of us will have predicted the correct neg. So let’s get started! I’ll go first.

  • “I was at this juice bar, and he came in and I said, ‘Do you want to get ahead of me in line? It looks like you need some juice.’ I didn’t know it was him! He looked awful. So embarrassing.”
  • “I was at this juice bar, and he came in and I heard him order a juice and I said, ‘Is that your real accent?’ And he got offended. But I swear I just wanted to know if it was his real accent! It’s a good accent. I’m a big fan.”
  • “I was at this juice bar, and he came in and started talking to me so I said, ‘Hey, is it weird being so beautiful, yet having people hate you so much because of how annoying you are?’ Haha, saying it back like that I can see why he was offended. I really was just trying to let him know that I thought he was beautiful, though.”
  • “I was at this juice bar, and he came in and I noticed it was him, so I went up and told him I liked his work. He said he liked mine too, which was so nice, so I said, ‘Haha, I was just kidding. I haven’t seen any movies you were in. I mean, I’ve seen trailers and you look fine in the trailers. I’m just trying to say that I haven’t actually seen your movies, I was just doing a thing.’ Sometimes I just…ah, I don’t know! I just can’t stop myself.”
  • “I was at this juice bar, and he came in and I was like, ‘Do you own the jacket from Drive still?’ And he was like, Yeah. And I was like, ‘Oh, weird. You didn’t want to get rid of that?’ It sounded much worse when I said it out loud than I thought it would.”
  • “I was at this juice bar, and he came in and I was like, ‘I used to think you weren’t good looking because your eyes were so close together, but now I totally get how so many people think you’re good looking.’”

Ahhh, I DON’T KNOW! It could very easily be one of those, but it could also be any number of other hard negs. What do you think the hard neg was?! We need to figure out the hard neg!!

Comments (41)
  1. She kept “accidentally” calling him Ryan Reynolds.

  2. “I thought you were great in the Green Lantern”

  3. “Hey, boy.”

  4. “I was at this juice bar, and he came in and said ‘Orange’ and I said, ‘Fuck you, this tan is natural.”

  5. More Fruit.

  6. She wanted to indicate that she would hit that, so she punched him in the kidney. It turns out that was actually not as charming as she had hoped.

  7. I was at this juice bar, and he came in and said, “I think it is so cool that you are wearing an official ‘Drive’ scorpion jacket.”

  8. Oh Aubrey, what a regular Neg Ryan you are

  9. “I was at this juice bar, and he came in, and I just went ‘ACK!’”

  10. I love your work, except for the Notebook. That sucked.

  11. “i was at this moloko bar with my chellovecks, and he came in with this pretty devotchka and i noticed it was him, so i ittied up and govoreeted him i viddy much liked seeing him clop heads in “Drive”. he skazatted he liked catching me roll my eyes on my viddy show, which was pretty choodessny of him. so i said, ‘we should rabbit together. it would be a bunch of fun.’ he skazatted he was up for it. so i rookered him the gun i had tucked away in my jeans. we shared a smeck, robbed the place, and drove off into the nochy”

  12. I he asked if he could buy her a smoothie, and she just said

  13. “I was at this juice bar, and he came in with an injured fawn and I told him no pets allowed. He said he understood and would fine protein for the fawn elsewhere. The staff told me who he was afterwards and said he’d been nursing the fawn back to health for a few weeks. I felt terrible.”

  14. “I was at this juice bar, and he came up behind me in line and was like, ‘Hey, it’s April,’ but I didn’t turn around and I didn’t know it was him, and I was just like, ‘Yeah…” It wasn’t until I was walking out of the juice bar that I turned around and realized it was him and that he had ordered the biggest size juice and had sat at a table in the corner by himself. He was wearing that Drive jacket.”

  15. the movie drive is way over rated and boring

  16. “I was at this juice bar, and he came in, and I said, ‘You’ll never grow up to look like Kevin Sorbo drinking carrot juice.’ I was so embarrassed when I realized that he had ordered the Green Energy Blend.”

  17. “I was at this juice bar, and he came in and I said, I have to go back to my friends in a minute but did you see the fight outside? No? Guess you missed it.” #burn

  18. “I was at this juice bar, and he came in, and I said, ‘Does it bug you that the other mouseketeers became successful musicians, and all you are known for is looking vaguely angry.’ I thought that would be, like, something we would have in common, except that I’m not a gay mouseketeer.”

  19. I’m totally crushing on Aubrey Plaza, but she lies in interviews all the time. F’real.

  20. Something about Snakejuice. … . …. …..

  21. She said “Hi Ryan” but her overused quirky comedy pause in between the words made it seem like an insult.

  22. One mango smoothie for #$^%@ Gosling

  23. I was at the juice bar, and I said to him, “I loved you in ‘Young Hercules’!” And he was sort of thrown off by that, but I really do love “Young Hercules”!

    GIFSoup

  24. I had to google neg (oldladygum). I’m not sure what Aubry Plaza and Ryan Gosling would have to say about National Emergency Grants, so I can’t contribute to this game. As you were.

  25. She’s my hero.

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