DINOSAURS DON’T LIKE TO BE CRUSHED. SO PLEASE STOP CRUSHING THEM IF YOU CAN. AT LEAST GIVE IT A THOUGHT BEFORE YOU DO IT NEXT TIME. (Via VVV.)
id LOVE to babysit this kid
Sounds like Courtney Stodden.
Don’t you think she’s a little old to be Courtney Stodden?
no arguing with airtight logic.
1. this is what a dinosaur is like when he gets crushed.
2. i am a dinosaur and i dont like being crushed.
And this is what it sounds like when dinosaurs cry, eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
maybe they’re just like my mother, but she’s never calcified
“”I don’t like to be crushed.” – dinosaurs” – that girl
So to be clear, she was possessed by Satan during her dinosaur impression, right?
It’s good to see Death Metal bands going in new and interesting directions with their choice of singers.
Somewhere in my music files, I have a clip of Kelly at this same age singing a death metal version of “The Pennsylvania Polka”. It ends in a scream. I’ll have to look for it.
Videogum Everywhere Mission: Get Kelly to reenact her death metal version of “The Pennsylvania Polka”.
future vegetarian and morrisey fan.
please please don’t crush me, lord knows it would be the first time
“I’m only a dinosaur and I need to be loved, just like anybody else does” – Dinosaur Morrisey fan
I’m not a dino, I just crush alot.
This seems like the perfect opportunity to remind you all that the best dinosaur is the dimetrodon. It would have no use for this girl as it was uncrushable and feared nothing. Observe:
THIS HAS ALREADY BEEN DECIDED
Ah, Patrick M, I thought you might throw this amusing canard our way once again.
FRIENDS, DO NOT BE FOOLED. Patrick M’s entire theory depends on recategorizing the dimetrodon as a synapsid.
Yours is a fool’s paradise, Patrick M, and whosoever would agree with you.
“This is what a synapsid is like when he gets crushed.” – Dan Telfer
Is this the Ultimate Warrior’s granddaughter?
Dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years, how could she possibly know their views on being crushed? I call bullshit.
when did videogum(TM) turn into “daily kiddie laff vid’s”?
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