• Did you guys catch the maybe Breaking Bad reference in Walking Dead last night!? Hopefully zombie Jesse will show up next. “I’M A ZOMBIE.” -Zombie Jesse -NYTimes
  • Want to listen to Mindy Kaling read a bit of her new book, Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me? It’s an easy way to enjoy the book while being able to do other things. You know how you listen to podcasts and do other things? Like that. It’s called a book on tape get used to it. -Jezebel
  • It looks like Warner Brothers has chosen Ben Affleck to adapt and direct Stephen King’s The Stand. That is interesting news because he is normally just an actor! -FilmDrunk
  • I guess MTV is doing an episode of True Life titled, “I’m Occupying Wall Street.” Hahah. Of course. I had no idea MTV still made episodes of True Life! Maybe it’s just a one-off and then they’ll retire it again until they have another idea. I will unfortunately probably watch this. -TheDailyWhat
  • Do you like famous men with beards? Do you HATE famous men with beards? Well here is a slideshow to either enjoy or enjoy hating, either way. Or, if you don’t feel either way, here is a slideshow to ignore or flip through casually while you think of what you’ll have for dinner tonight. Good luck! -Celebuzz
  • Zooey Deschanel sung the national anthem last night at a World Series game. Ugh. -JustJared
  • Abigail Breslin shows her bra in New Years Eve? THAT IS INAPPROPRIATE! Someone get her on the phone and tell her that is inappropriate. -Movieline
  • This Salon writer said “Put a bird on it, right?” to a shop owner because this Salon writer is the best. Her article is about how that sketch has effected the selling of things that have had birds put on them, which is perfect. -Salon
  • By now I’m sure you’ve heard the tragic news that Courtney Stodden got kicked out of a pumpkin patch this past weekend. That’s why were not all at a pumpkin patch right now, yes? Boycotting all of them? Yes.-TheSuperficial
Comments (20)
  1. I feel like it would be more inappropriate for me to have Abigail Breslin’s phone number

  2. Who is Abigale Breslin, and is she older than Abigail Breslin?

  3. You know who looks really dumb with a beard? This guy:

  4. The straw that broke the camel’s back was when Doug and Courtney happened upon a desiccated, rotting pumpkin and Courtney felt compelled to make out with it for some strange reason.

  5. I thought Zooey Deschanel did ok. Like, it wasn’t the greatest rendition ever (that would be Marvin Gaye, naturally) but it wasn’t terrible.

  6. I kind of wish Zooey Deschanel were massively underappreciated and I had to go around telling people about her. This huge-stardom thing doesn’t feel right.

  7. what if the breaking bad series ends with the revelation that the blue crystal meth turns people in to zombies and that is the source of the zombie virus in walking dead?

    ahhhh?

  8. As much as I see the truth in the “Put a Bird On It!” sketch, the idea of something as ubiquitous as birds as being “trendy” is so strange to me. You might as well say flowers are trendy or not trendy. Nature motifs in art/design have been around pretty much forever and I doubt they’d ever go away.

  9. first the pumpkin patch, and then the INTERNET!

    ps. in my google internet search “protest the internet” a picture of courtney stodden came up!

  10. Why does everyone hate Zooey now? STOP IT!

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