I don’t buy a lot of fishing bait. I simply don’t need it! Fishing bait, it turns out, is one of those things that really only makes sense if you’re going fishing, which I am not. But if that ever changes and I ever do need to buy bait, I am going to Pet Nutz. “One bait, please.” Is that how it goes? “Give me an iced venti bait.” (Thanks for the tip, werttrew.)
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wait, he didn’t even need a fishing pole? the bait just made fish jump in his arms?
I doubt that very fiercely.
Of course fish jump into your arms, it is the THE BEST bait in the world…
It’s Mexican jumping bait.
http://www.petnutz.com/about.html
And they have hermit crab stuff, which is something we all need
http://www.huntepuppies.com/hani_am/animals/all=1//search=shiba/ and Birdie found herself a new friend
BUT HOW DO I FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENED IN PET NUTZ THE MOVIE PART #1/?????
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fbIrgenaPw
Oh that makes way more sense now. I’m not sure why you had us start on season 2.
The first commericial is confusing to new viewers. It’s slowly-paced, and it turns off many people. I suggest starting with the second commercial because that’s where the heart is and the action really picks up. Then go back to the first commercial. You’ll appreciate the narrative build-up much better. Trust.
Where’s the Wallace jersey, String? Where’s the Wallace jersey?
Counterpoint: Everyone just watch the Pet Nutz commercials in order like you’re supposed to.
I’m pretty sure this is the prequel:
I don’t know… the Pet Nutz I bought from these guys didn’t work as well as this commercial lets on:
I went fishing with my Truck Nutz and I caught, well, I caught a pretty goddamn hefty fine for essentially dumping a vehicle into the lake.
Bob Barker was going to star in the Pet Nutz campaign until he realized they didn’t do what he thought they did.
In my perfect world, I would make advertisements like this for a living.
I heard today on the radio that the lake near Atlanta is at a critically low level. I wonder now if that is because the people of Morrow, GA have been TOO GOOD at fishing and have removed ALL of the marine life from the lake.
pet nutz bait is just like a mini mall…