I don’t buy a lot of fishing bait. I simply don’t need it! Fishing bait, it turns out, is one of those things that really only makes sense if you’re going fishing, which I am not. But if that ever changes and I ever do need to buy bait, I am going to Pet Nutz. “One bait, please.” Is that how it goes? “Give me an iced venti bait.” (Thanks for the tip, werttrew.)

Comments (19)
  1. wait, he didn’t even need a fishing pole? the bait just made fish jump in his arms?

  2. http://www.petnutz.com/about.html
    And they have hermit crab stuff, which is something we all need

  3. BUT HOW DO I FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENED IN PET NUTZ THE MOVIE PART #1/?????

  4. I don’t know… the Pet Nutz I bought from these guys didn’t work as well as this commercial lets on:

    • I went fishing with my Truck Nutz and I caught, well, I caught a pretty goddamn hefty fine for essentially dumping a vehicle into the lake.

  5. Bob Barker was going to star in the Pet Nutz campaign until he realized they didn’t do what he thought they did.

  6. In my perfect world, I would make advertisements like this for a living.

  7. I heard today on the radio that the lake near Atlanta is at a critically low level. I wonder now if that is because the people of Morrow, GA have been TOO GOOD at fishing and have removed ALL of the marine life from the lake.

  8. pet nutz bait is just like a mini mall…

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