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Today, Judge Judy turns 69 years YOUNG.
HERRPY BERFDAY, GORRRRL!
Sergned,
Madea.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY FROM MARIAH CAREY:
i find her very appealing.
I can’t imagine anyone would object to that sentiment.
and she’s sustained her youthful pep for 69 years!
I think she stays pretty active, makes a lot of motions.
I was going to jump in here with a funny statement, but I decided to bail.
djfreshie, your word is bond.
“Did I get the beautiful Birthday card I wished for?!”
“Yes. Yes I did.”
Hopefully for her birthday, her husband brought her Liars in Bed
(she eats liars for breakfast, you guys)
“You’re a cold cut combo?! Baloney! I’m gonna eat you now (for breakfast)”
Whooo! Justice will be served (cake and ice cream).
Another year, another pilgrimage to Judge Wapner’s grave with Doug Llewelyn.
My favorite Homer Simpsonism ever: Who made you Judge Judy and executioner?
She almost cancelled her birthday dinner because she thought it was raining, but it was just me peeing on her leg.
Why was this a reply to Kel Burrows comment? The answer may surprise you.*
*I messed up.
That DOES surprise me! I was sure the answer would be “depends what’s happening on the internet.”
My favorite Judge Judy moment:
At the end of the promos for her show, when she says, “The decision is mine at 4:30!”
I’ve integrated this into my normal speech, and it is almost always met with baffled looks. Those two to four times that someone has spotted it as a Judy reference has made my week.
I also accompany it with a striking gavel motion with my fist, for emphasis.
Thank you Judy.
For her birthday this year, I will pee on her leg and tell her it’s NOT raining. As a courtesy.
Judge Judy and Star Jones both graduated from TV Lawyer school at my alma mater.
American University’s law school: the place to get your degree if you are telegenic or an insane segregationist (Sen. Robert Byrd, Class of 1963).
Hollywood Upstairs Law School?
So we’re calling Star Jones telegenic now?
Downvotes? I didn’t realize that some videogum commenters were also part of the official Star Jones fan club, the Jonestronomers.
aaaaaaaaactually, she graduated from New York Law School (which is where I paid a bunch of money for a fancy piece of paper). She started her law schooling at AU, though.
Sorry to be all “I know shit about Judge Judy so LISTEN TO ME”. She’s the only thing NYLS has going for it.
So, my extended family (white, middle-class) are huge Madea fans, complete with constant quoting of the movies. They’ve recently taught my five year old to say “Thank yer” and “Dinter”. It’s painful.
Happy birthday, girl. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CtnM4oj81s
“I rest my cake” is the greatest pun ever.
You’re not wrong.
I know. I’m still thinking about it.
I’d enter HER chambers, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
Face Taco and the Chamber of GROSS
Lady Godsdog’s father’s girlfriend is called Judy. I have literally spent minutes amusing myself, by trying to insert “judge” before her name in everyday conversation; “… well you be the judge Judy” (snigger) Honestly I can’t work out why no one likes me .
At least her name isn’t Reinhold
I have no idea how to reply. Honestly I can’t work out why no one likes me .
Why doesn’t anyone ever make me a card like this for my birthday? These cards are always the best. I mean, come on, look at all the Scrats!
Is it your birthday? Happy birthday from Atole!
Aw, man, I wish it were my birthday. A birthday wish from Atole makes me *feel* like it’s my birthday.
I expected her speech bubble to be “69 years old and $69 Million a year, suckers”