Sure, whatever. In other news: Col. Muammar el-Qaddafi is dead and so are all those animals.
And YOU get a body shot, and YOU get a body shot, and YOU get a body shot…
Pfft. Training wheels? That’s a waste of what I assume was really good tequila.
For that to be the case, there would need to be such a thing as “really good tequila.”
Tell that to the sweet-ass chipotle tequila I had last night.
There is. It’s called “Mezcal.”
cazadores? corralejo? son tan sabrosos, se puede tomar como agua wey…pues, los garbachos no saben nada de tequila wey…
No parlo espanol.
Playing the Pyramid with this V Gum Post:
Things that make me sad…Things that are not pleasant… Things that are drunk… umm…. umm…
THINGS THAT ARE SCARY THAT RECENTLY TOOK A SHOT!
I am in NE Ohio right now. Eyes peeled for the herpes monkey. How does one catch a herpes monkey?
Yep, NAILED IT.
I heard the herpes monkey was actually eaten by a tiger who was then shot? I don’t like this animal story.
All those animals…I started to get really upset but then I was reminded that the rapture was rescheduled for tomorrow, and none of this matters. So, I guess, tequila shots it is.
God, all those animals…
Did I just dream that there were such things as tranquilizer guns? Those are real things, right? I’ve been on medication lately, but I swear those things are real and maybe could have been used.
They were concerned that, upon being shot with darts, the animals would freak out and run away. And since it was already the evening, they might not be able to be found until they’d already passed out, slept it off, and woke up again.
So, sure, but not really practical in this case.
So if they shot the animals with tranquilizers at night, the animals would be asleep during the night and therefore not eating any Ohioans (who were all inside anyway as soon as the news got out), and then when the sun was up, the animals could have then been found and tranquilized again if necessary, and then taken to a zoo or other facility and NOT ALL SHOT TO DEATH.
I hate this story so much.
Really don’t think it lasts 12 hours.
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