It can be difficult sometimes to determine where politicians stand on certain issues. This is because each and every one of them is a John Kerry flip-flopper and none of them are ever to be trusted. Wake up, America! The system is broken! TEAR IT ALL DOWN! #politricks. Case in point: Barack Obama can’t seem to keep his story straight on the issue of the popular television series Keeping Up With the Kardashians. What is it, Obama? Did you just think that no one was going to notice, right in the middle of 2012 pre-election season? You thought you could appeal to both sides without repercussion? Well guess what, Mr. President: WE ALL NOTICED! From iVillage:

“Barack really thinks some of the Kardashians — when they watch that stuff — he doesn’t like that as much,” said the First Lady, “but I sort of feel like if we’re talking about it, and I’m more concerned with how they take it in — what did you learn when you watched that. And if they’re learning the right lessons, like, that was crazy, then I’m like, okay.”

Very interesting point, Michelle Obama. You seem very level-headed if not slightly too lenient on the effects you think watching garbage television will have on your tiny children. But what’s that you said about Barack? That he doesn’t want his 10 and 13-year-old daughters watching E!’s series following three disgisting women trading sex for fame? (Right?) Oh, weird. You know that’s kind of weird, Barack, because it didn’t seem like you felt that way when you TOLD KHLOE KARDASHIAN THE EXACT OPPOSITE KIND OF! From TMZ:

We’re told the Kardashians were “surprised” by the news … because Obama personally told Khloe he thought Keeping Up with the Kardashians was a “great show” when they met last year.

Oooooohhh, how about that? A “great show.” So which is it, BARACK? Is Keeping Up With the Kardashians a “great show” or do you “not like it as much” when your daughters watch it? The American public demands and deserves an answer! This is bologna! You are a flip-flopper! Please send your response to or, actually, just! Or you can just call me on my cellphone! I thin we could have a fun conversation about it! I’ll put it on the site! I love you still, despite your presidential letdowns! This whole Kardashian thing was just a joke PLEASE CALL ME! (Via ONTD.)

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  1. Related news: Khloe Kardashian surprised to learn people lie to her ugly, rat-like face.

  2. the Kardashian sisters have finally found a black guy they don’t like.

    • sometimes i read the superficial (all the times actually, all the times i read the superficial), and this is a joke most frequently made. i like to pretend that the writer is actually gabe, but he refuses to let it be known to the general public as ass and titties aren’t as good resume builders as cat in a box videos.

  3. Sorry gang, as of this morning Keeping Up with the Qaddafians has been cancelled.

  4. How’s that Khloe-Kourtney thing workin’ out for ya?

  5. the things you have to tip toe over as the modern president (i.e. the egos of lame reality tv whores). i bet adams wouldn’t have stood for this nonsense.

  6. Barack Obama has said that The Wire was one of his favorite shows. Neat! Did you know what OTHER SHOW he says he’s a fan of??????

    Mr. President, take the terrible television watching beam out of your own eye before judging the equally terrible beam in your daughters’ eyes.

  7. Now this flip flop is change I can believe in!

    You may send all of your upvotes to

  8. He SAYS he doesn’t like their program, but we have reports from an insider that his 2012 campain slogan is going to be “Yes We Kan.”

  9. Boy, is he ever going to regret this when Kim is inevitably elected president of the newly-renamed United States of Amerikewt.

    Commander in JEALOUS MUCH?

  10. I’m pretending that in that picture, Barack is actually saying “Never let me fucking see you in my house again.”

    Try it, it’s funny.

  11. STOP THE PRESSES, KIDS. This, right here, is THE topic that needs to be covered in the next GOP debate. I can hear Brian Williams now:

    “Mr. Perry, please give us your stance on fame-whores and the death penalty.”

    “Mr. Romney – you’re a Mormon, are you hoping that the Kardashians convert to Mormonism and marry multiple times so we can watch an E! reality wedding weekly?”

    This is the important stuff that American’s care about. GET TO THE BOTTOM OF IT, AMERICA.

  12. He told me he stopped his daughters watching it after house Kardashian cut off Sean Bean’s head.And I hadn’t even seen up to that episode at the time.

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