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Is it possible to vote for someone for President early? Like right now? And also, can we vote more than once yet? I am pretty sure I heard something about how everyone was going to get to vote a bunch more times now. FOUR MORE PIZZAS! (Via TalkingPointsMemo.)
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I’m sorry, but someone has to say it: if you don’t vote for Herman Cain, you don’t love pizza.
I believe he mentioned people eating “only tacos,” and how “sad” that would be. Rebuttal, Facetaco?
Are you asking me if I think it would be sad if the only thing anybody wanted to eat was my face?
No comment.
Sooooooooo… Herman Cain has lost the all important taco vote for this coming election?
so he’s against lesbians?
“I want that guy to be the president.” – about 25% of Republicans
Please express that as a ratio of slices to pizza.
It’s “I could eat another slice” big, but not “Jesus, I could have gone without that last slice” big.
What kind? A large Sicilian pie is cut into more pieces than most, while a personal pizza is cut into fewer. Can you please think through your questions before wasting any more of my time?
Well obviously it’s a 2012″
“pizza is a suitable breakfast food”-about 25% of Republicans.
“Pizza is an IDEAL breakfast food.”
-100% of me.
According to my sources, if you can put pizza on a bagel you can eat pizza any time.
9 pizzas! 9 toppings! 9 dollars!
“flip that around, and what do you get? the devil is in the toppings” Michelle Bachmann
Wait, please tell me this is based on something she actually said.
Oh my fucking god, this woman.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qdiur-nN6b4
pretty much.
I feel like his name is really very similar to Horatio Caine, which is who I REALLY want as our President.
There are no words for the joy this video brings me.
If you don’t vote for Herman Cain the burgers win!
If you wanna sell pizzas this way, you’ve really got to step up your game.
This is exactly what John Lennon was trying to say (Pizza Karma’s gonna get you).
I know somebody that is voting for Herman Cain:
aaaaaand thisismynightmare posts a reminder of MY nightmare from over a year ago. kudos.
Ahem…TWO somebodies.
Obama’s only choice in response is to quickly compose a community-organizer themed parody of “Takin’ It To The Streets”.
Clear Eyes, Michael McDonald Filled Hearts, CAN’T LOSE.
The fact that this is not Give Pizza Chance just proves he is not fit for office.
The personal (pan pizza) is political.
As a citizen of Omaha, I am proud to add this to the list of great things to come out of our city.
1) Dancing Pumpkin Guy
2) This
3) Woman using a lawn mower to pull her wheel chair
I just want everyone to realize this: Herman Cain rehearsed this.
Probably a few times.
if he’s smart, he will seamlessly segue this into an analogy about how wall street has been stuffing their crusts with the taxpayers cheese for far too long.
TWSS
this would’ve convinced me to vote for Herman Cain had i seen it 3 hours ago. that’s when i saw guy with a “Gandalf for President” button on the train and sealed my vote for 2012.
Hopefully President Cain will rehaul our outdated pizza system and replace it with a much simpler one in which you dump all of the ingredients into a slop bucket, bake the bucket at 400 degrees, and pile it into your mouth which a wooden spoon.
Rough week for Cain, what with this video going viral and one of his biggest rivals finding a way to one-up his signature 999 plan:
The new Domino’s is ridiculous… The spicy bold sauce is really something special.
Obama, in an attempt to appeal to the Herman Cain electoral base, released this photo shortly after this video was made public
Looks like one of those hippy dippy margarita pizzas.
“I eat your pizza” is the new “I drink your milkshake.”
Apropos of nothing, I have a question. Pizza companies, famously, send out these coupon mailers. But all of the HOT deals are for three-topping or multiple-topping pizzas. Who orders multiple topping pizzas?! I just want a one topping pizza, maybe a twosie. I’d prefer a nice deal on that pizza. I don’t even order pizza unless I’m with friends. Is that too much to ask? Just a nice deal on a one-topping pizza. WHO IS ORDERING MULTIPLE TOPPING PIZZAS OUT THERE? Thanks for listening. #bachelorproblems
I am. I like to get all the vegetables — spinach, tomatoes, onions, artichoke hearts, garlic, eggplant, zucchini, etc. Just not mushrooms and not olives. Unfortunately, in my experience crappy chains only have onions and maybe tomatoes, pending on where I live at the time.
Why can’t I get tomatoes on pizza in certain parts of the country? Why is Herman Cain avoiding the big question?
Fair enough; that does sounds like a fantastic pizza.
There’s a lot of unanswered questions about pizzas that the 1% are refusing to answer, and I will occupy Wing Street until I get answers to all of them.
Sorry, the actual question (it’s a four-part question) for Herman Cain is… “Why do your pizzas taste worse than something under a gas station heat lamp? Honestly, how do you do that because your pizzas are TERRIBLE. Does becoming rich by mass marketing a terrible product really prepare you to govern a nation? And if so, will removing the taste and texture from our country become part of your plan to help us get out of debt? Explain.”
Herman Cain knows the lyrics that speak to the heart of America
“A poet once said, ‘life can be a challenge, life can seem impossible, but it’s never easy when there’s so much on the line.’” – Herman Cain referring to a quote from a song from Pokemon 2000: The Movie
Whether you like the guy or not… this video is hilarious and made my day. Everyone on the internet should watch it all the time every day. pizza.
This video made me cry…. a world without pizza is a world i don’t want to live in.
Nobody seems to be addressing the obvious question here: Is this a church thing? I mean, is this actually happening as part of a church service?? Is he preaching about pizza?? Those are some serious preacher/gospel-type robes…
If so, all of the churches I’ve ever been to have been doing it wrong.
Second question: When was this filmed? I’m hoping this actually happened a long time ago but did he maybe record this recently? Did he have the foresight to appeal to the stoner-meme base?
The Church of Patre Pizza
Yesterday…. all my toppings seemed so far away…
Pizzaaaaaaaaaa, you had me, but I never had you-ooh-ooh