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As a professional author of fan fiction, I’m always on the look out for ways to improve my craft, and the best way is to read the work of my peers. But the next best way is to have a comedian read from my peers for me. Thankfully, fellow femslash-selfinsertionist Chris Gethard has taken it upon himself to create a series of web videos in which he gives a dramatic reading from some of his favorite erotic fan fiction. In this episode, he tackles a story in which Gandalf and Bilbo Baggins fuck each other. A lot. Very NSFW language. Headphones up.
I do not know which is more incredible. The clever use of the well-known Hobbit tendency to eat multiple meals a day here being applied to their overcoming of genital shortcomings, or the fact that there’s a website called libraryofmoria.com.
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Please read the Gossip Girl fanfiction, I got one emailed to me and couldnt stop laughing.
One of my friends went through this extreme Journey phase (I know, right?) for like the last year, breaking it recently to obsess over My Morning Jacket frontman Jim James (much more reasonable, no?). Anyway, she found some of the most bizarre Journey fan fiction on the internets, most of which centered around an ongoing gay relationship between lead singer Steve Perry and guitarist Neal Schon. Let me just say, they are ridiculous, and need to be read.
I once found Tonya Harding/Nancy Kerrigan slash fic. Found it and read it.
this makes me SO. UNCOMFORTABLE.
i want a grown-up.
i actually can’t handle this.
I can’t sit through this, it’s just so weird.