America’s bride, Courtney Stodden, whose Facebook account was disabled due to an organized effort on behalf of the married women (?!) has had her Facebook count reinstated! Oh phew. Thank goodness. LIKE! (Get it? Facebook words.)
It’s weird that she’s having a controversy on Facebook, because everything about her just screams “Myspace”.
I might go even futher and say everything about her screams “erotic ASCII art on a newsgroup circa 1995.”
you know, “Courtney Stodden ASCII art” might be a fun project for us all to work on*. We can make an Angelfire page with those little devil .gifs and animations of pole dancers and flickering flames!
*I might only be saying this because I got 3 hours of sleep last night.
I was thinking Craigslist casual encounters.
She and Zuckerberg had a Heart2treah before they made it facebook official. #swag
I think she might out-Ke$ha Ke$ha.
I feel as though the universal implications of this will extend far into the cosmos.
Oh, good. I was hoping Zuckerberg would come around and allow a child to be objectified in a sexual manner.
I still don’t know who she is and don’t care.
Wait, people were UPSET that her account was pulled?
I’m going to contInue to report her… Mostly because I’m jealous.
if you had to marry courtney stodden or gwyneth paltrow forever who would u choose?
So, basically, would you rather spend your days eating conflict-free paella or gogurt?
locally raised quinoa or Doug’s “Delicious Drink” (I am so so so sorry you guys)
Looks like all the married men managed to bandy together and reinstate Courtney facebook page. Take that, our wives who-we-hate-for-not-being-16!
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