• Gabe Liedman and Jenny Slate put out a new episode of Bestie by Bestie and it’s perfect, just like all of the other episodes of Bestie by Bestie. -BxB
  • Uproxx is trying to tell us that the chocolate cake that the boy had to eat in Matilda is one of the 10 most disgusting meals in cinematic history. Uhhh, Uproxx? We all know that that cake looked amazing. This list is absurd and I’m only on number 9. -Uproxx
  • I know that we don’t like her and that there’s some controversy surrounding her baby that is none of our business, but: Look at how cute January Jones’ baby is!!!! -Dlisted
  • Vulture interviewed a few members of the cast of The League. Watch it! It’s a video. -Vulture
  • Lindsay Lohan is looking very much not ok. I know that I talk about being worried about young starlets a lot, but that’s because I am worried about them! This one specifically right now! -TheSuperficial
  • Here is a video of a bunch of dudes doing basketball trick shots and then also trick shots with frisbees in basketball hoops? I don’t know. LOTS of trick shots. -TheDailyWhat
  • Johnny Depp’s Lone Ranger movie is back on, but unfortunately it won’t include the one thing you were looking forward to the most! Out of all the things you were looking forward to with that movie, which are a lot of things! -FilmDrunk
  • Here is an interview with the man of all of our dreams, Adam Scott. He dresses so well on Parks and Recreation! Everyone should dress like he does. With clothes that fit. Don’t even get me started. -GQ
  • Ahh, it’s the final installment of Vince Gilligan walking us through season 4 of Breaking Bad! I’ll miss you, this feature! -AV Club
  • Alec Baldwin is going to have a podcast and he’s going to interview people! COOL. On “WNY…C-cCCc-cccCC.” -Radiolab impression. -WNYC
  • Splitsider talked to OUR Joe Mande about ”standup, writing, and tormenting celebrities on Twitter.” GREAT! Read it read it read it. -Splitsider
  • Amy Poehler and Rashida Jones teamed up for GLAAD PSA. There are also a million other people in it, like Shaq! -JustJared
  • Guess who Kristen Stewart thinks is “the most compassionate person on earth.” GUESS. I’ll give you two clues: It’s a character she’s going to be playing and also it’s not a person who exists. -Celebuzz
Comments (17)
  1. The first link I clicked on was the Lohan one, not to gawk, but to compare how she looks when she looks mega-rough to how I look now, sitting at work at 4:44 on a Thursday afternoon. I had a bet with myself that she would look just like me, or better than me, even though I know with about 95% certainty that I am not on drugs right now.

    But that link’s not working, so I guess I’ll read that Adam Scott interview instead.

    • Got through to Lohan. Verdict: My hands look better, my teeth look only marginally better (but it is worth noting that my front teeth are two different colors because of some questionable dentistry after a childhood bike accident/tooth chipping incident), but her skin and hair are very much better-looking than mine are. I think a closed-mouthed, gloved Lohan would blow me out of the water.

    • I clicked on it and I don’t know why. I hate shit like that so so so so much. They have super-closeups of her teeth and hands. Can you even imagine millions of people talking about how your teeth are fucked up? It’s very possible that I would drink myself stupid every day and end up killing myself.

      Sometimes I really think that we need to burn the whole thing to the ground.

      • UUUGGGHH the headline is “Lindsay Lohan’s Gone Full Hooker” and I want to wash down this barf with all the bullets.

      • I clicked on it too…and I usually don’t click the tabloid items. But I didn’t click on it for schadenfreude, but because I thought she’d look hot. Since when did “full blown hooker” mean unattractive?

      • I think the fact that I am terrified of even having my friends taking pictures of my teeth and hands is enough to keep me from getting famous, then infamous, then pitiable.

  2. This is off topic, but did anyone else see that Gawker called videogum sophomoric savants today? I am not sure whether to be insulted or chuffed.

    • Chuffed. I think we should go around giggling and spray-painting peens on things so they get offended.

    • I thought most of the people who work at Gawker post here anyway and vice-versa.

      But if we get into Warriors-style gang fight with Gawker (as it is the only kind that exists on the Internet), I want to be the one who leans out the window and taunts them with bottles on my fingers. “Gawwwwker. Gawwwwwker. Come out to playyyyyyyyyy.”

  3. An Alec Baldwin podcast? Ya sign me up for that.

  4. <3 the Radiolab impression.

  5. Adam Scott’s clothes are P&R are seriously the best. (He’s also the best but that is IMPLIED. Why are you making me say it?!)

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