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Question: what the hell is going on here?
Any ideas? (Thanks for the tip, R2D2 Esq.)
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This song manages to successfully combine stuff I hate and stuff I do. I other words, I have the most shameful boner right now.
“I dunno, I think it’s a pretty good song.” – Hank Williams Jr.
Wow! Carrot Top, Jeff Dunham, and Sammy Hagar? Talk about worlds been had colliding.
Which is to say, I wish they’d all collide into each other and explode.
I am NOT cleaning up that mess. All red hair, puppets, and tequila everywhere.
That’s gotta be someone’s idea of a good time.
Ashton Kutcher would probably enjoy the grim reality of it all.
after the throw-away, “Freddi Mac, kiss my ass” line, i now have to live with the fact that I genuinely laughed at a Toby Keith song.
I had that moment a while ago. http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/211034/november-23-2008/a-colbert-christmas–toby-keith-sings However, I don’t know if he had any hand in writing this, so maybe it doesn’t count?
Being a Boston child, seeing Larry Bird at the end of that just… Ain’t no nostalgia to this shit here.
How do you feel re: your city being the setting for both Ally McBeal and Cheers? Thoughts?
Well I never really related to those shows, I mean apart from the entirety of Ally McBeal being an extended version of my experience as a boy from the age of 8-12, but you’ll have to talk to my therapist and lawyer about that.
Haha yeah this song was totally fun. It reminded me of every shitty frat/house party from college except the women were all gorgeous and wearing bikini tops.
And also you were invited this time.
Ouch, this one stings.
I kid because I love!
Aw I know. I’m very handsome! No one can hurt my feelings! :’(
This is a blatant rip-off of my 2008 single, “White Conical Paper Cup That Is Used Only For Snowcones And Office Water Coolers.”
Well if that’s all you think white conical paper cups are good for, then you missed a great opportunity for a rhyme.
White Conical Paper Cups Are Good As A Hat/For A KKK Costume Fit For A Cat
This is very coincidental but I too wrote a song about my favorite Solo cup.
Glad to see Chet Haze’s ghostwriting career is off to a fast start
This is easily my favorite Toby Keith song…
On an unrelated note…could someone please post a link to when Videogum had that song contest? thx!
http://tinyurl.com/3n5grv
I just got GOOP’d. Also thanks for giving me the idea to GOOP people.
GOOP is our generation’s goatse.
I was taken aback by how little I hated this.
Finally, a country song that tells MY story.
This song is going to be stuck in my head all day, and I really don’t mind that.
Well, this song is firmly entrenched in my brain. So, thanks, Gabe/R2D2. I’ll see you in hell.
Don-na Dark-o
How does it go?
Repeating commeeeeents (Repeating commeeeents)
Well, I’ve had “We Monsters” stuck in my head on and off for like a year and a half now…
Why is Craig Ferguson in this?
Because his colors don’t run!
Seriously, I had the same question as to why a jingoistic nationalist would be hanging out with a Scot, so I looked it up; apparently Craig Ferguson is super patriotic towards America. Go figure.
But he’s also sober. Like very famously sober. And so is the Nuge. But the Nuge makes way more sense than Craig Ferguson and technically the Nuge is bow hunting the cup (though some non-Nuge also shoots the cup after it has been hunted with a bow and arrow?) and Craig appears to be drinking alcohol out of it.
Also, I just read his book about becoming an American patriot and it was quite good. But I still don’t understand why he’s in this video.
I missed it. Was he the guy with the cup?
And who cares about a red cup, he’s got an F’n snake mug. Snake Mug trumps any other beverage container.
SILOMG.
you know what i meant.
redneck people are jerks and their eyes are weird.
Any guesses on how many song writers it took to create this mindless garbage?
I like that Toby Kieth is filling the role of “Somebody’s weird uncle or dad who thought it would be ok to come to this college party” because it seems entirely appropriate.
Also, have you ever accidentally stumbled across the Country Music Video channel while channel flipping? Because from my estimation this is the most inventive country video I’ve ever seen in that it isn’t all just shots of people off-roading and partying at Cabo Wabo like every other country music video ever made.
my college self would be furious at the wanton waste of solo cups happening in this video. THOSE CUPS COST MONEY, PEOPLE.
Not good for a single, but pretty OK for a hidden bonus track
Cute song. Jeff Dunham is an ugly boil on the video though.