Looking good, boyz. Very healthy. Very strong. Very normal exercise.
Graham, it’s alright. Sometimes you just have to switch arms. Don’t be embarrassed.
No, it’s me. I’m almost there. I swear this never happens.
Try your mouth, Graham.
Now that would require some Free Flexor-ing indeed!
You know, whenever I listen to Music from the Hearts of Space during a workout, I fall asleep. I must be doing something wrong.
I just bet Brad Bird loves watching Tom Cruise use this!
Jim Morrissey…and this comment is why you are only an Operating Level I Thetan.
the first rule of OT 1 is that we do not talk about OT 1.
Well not in front of SPs like Jim.
If guys make eye contact while using this…well…I think we all know what Patty would say.
I bet this is how gay porn starts…this is the begining of a gay porn isn’t it?
I think it is gay soft core porn, but I have not watched gay soft core porn, ladies
as a gay man I can tell you, yes it IS gay soft porn.
No, hardcore gay porn usually starts at eye lock.
At 1:24 the dude clearly has a stiffy.
I bet they play this commercial on flat screen tv’s at gay bars instead of sports….
How much did Scientology pay him to say this?
I keep thinking the one guy is icing a wedding cake 2 the x-treme.
I’ll ice YOUR wedding cake, if you catch my drift.
Thanks for the offer! But unfortunately our wedding has been cancelled. My fiance was eaten by a bear.
I feel like, if this thing really worked, I would be in shape already.
right?! been doing this for years – zero results
I think they sell the Free Flexor at Adam & Eve.com but they call it Ass To Ass Bendy Balls.
I thought those were discontinued.
Heisenberg made my day.
“Heisenberg made my day with his ass to ass bendy balls.”
i’ll stick to kegel’s.
I’ll stick to Kugels.
Every time I use my Free Flexor the Westboro Baptist Church pulls up in front of my apartment building.
That’s what she _____.
Ah, I see these gentlemen are already familiar with the “cup the balls” rule when, um, working out.
“Okay, grab this ball — no, the other one — yeah. Just cup it in your palm, but firmly. Right. Now wiggle the other end around in a circle. No, yeah, wiggle it hard. Like that. Just like that. Just keep doing that, until you can really feel it. You feel it, right? Remember — hard! Keep cupping!”
have you guys heard the Free Flexors latest album, “Helplessness Balls” ?
Hee hee… make your muscles cry. hee hee.
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Great post. By the way, I recently became aware that I lack only “Lowest Rated comment” for my Egot.
You’re doing it wrong. Try this: The Wire is not even a good TV show.
i think its funny. to really ‘INSULT’ people have him dressed up as one the characters of his movies, like maybe the “passion of christ”, or brave heart…. lol
its only a matter of time before all our exercise devices involve some form of mime masturbation
that EXPLAINS WHY MY FOREARMS GOT SO STRONG IN HIGH SCHOOL… what a clever way to disguise a man’s “new gym” , that the old “gym” just wasn’t cutting out to be the piece any more…
and again, who the hell came up with this kind of garbage? and there is no way to get a workout w/ this.. if thats the case, ill create my own “idea”.. the box book curling.
materials needed: a flip top box, and 25lbs of books, and start your curling. FEEL THE BURN!!!!
CAN I SELL THIS BULLSHIT ON THE MARKET TOO?
I am really angry that I cannot find the “Hula Balls” commercial that Harry Shearer does at the very end of For Your Consideration. Not a great movie, but definitely some good moments. And the “Hula Balls” turned out to be basically prophetic?
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