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Last weekend, Patti Stanger, whoever that is, made some untoward comments on Andy Cohen’s Bravo talkshow, Watch What Nightmares Live. Namely, she said that gay people cannot maintain monogamous relationships and that Jewish men lie. Since then, she has clarified her comments by saying she was only talking about gay men in Los Angeles (?!?!?!). She has not apologized to the Jews (of Los Angeles?). At this point, it would be in Patti Stanger’s best interest to rest her case, but she has taken the unusual legal tactic of just spewing out more nonsense. From CBS News:
[On the Joy Behar Show, Stanger said] “But the gay men, they whip it out at eye lock. They get involved and they find out later if they want a serious relationship.”
Behar said, “Here’s where I think you went wrong, when you make it sound as if all gays are like that. If you said all blacks, all Chinese, all women, anything, it would get you in trouble.”
Wait, so in order to defuse people’s complaints that her comments were derogatory towards gay people she said “The gay men, they whip it out at eye lock”?! Holy cow! They are going to be studying this one at the University of Chicago Law School for years. That is some Bobby Fischer Game 6 level shit right there. Stanger also went on to say that she was the first person to support gay marriage on television, which seems like a pretty legitimate and factually accurate claim that I’m sure is very true. I kind of hope this ends. Your girlfriend is amaaaaazzzzing.
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Patti Stanger has already commissioned some “Will Whip It Out For Eye Contact” T-shirts that she will wholesale to LGBT bookstores across the country, as part of her “Just Because You Are Offended Doesn’t Mean I’m Being Offensive” initiative.
As intriguing as I find Ms. Stanger’s line of reasoning, it would be nice if she’d rest her case so that headshot could stop haunting Videogum.
Do not make eye lock with it lest you might want to whip yourself
whip yourself with a lash around the neck attached to a sturdy ceiling fan
As a straight man, I am offended by the implication that I do NOT whip it out at eye lock.
“Did I ever tell you about how I met your mother?” – facetaco, to his kid someday
You two should have your own show. I’d tivo it for sure.
They already made one based on our lives:
I *do* tivo this show! Season Pass! Good job, guys!
I like this “Kate” person.
Oh please, please, please let this be the way that show How I Met Your Mother ends. That would be g-r-e-a-t.
It will be great when that show ends. ZING
Dman, Joy Behar really held back. “Here’s where I think you went wrong, you continued making hideous, inappropriate, offensive comments even after everybody with basic morals realised that you were a disgusting individual with equally disgusting viewpoints” would have maybe reflected the mood a little better
“Here’s where I think you went wrong, when you make it sound as if all gays are like that. If you said all blacks, all Chinese, all women, anything, it would get you in trouble.”
Yeah, that’s where she went wrong. She should have said SOME gay men whip it out at eye lock.
She’s generalizing. She’s not even taking into account glory holes where you can’t even MAKE eye contact.
You can, but that means you’re using the glory hole wrong.
I think that means you’re using the glory hole wrong, facetaco.
DSN needs a monocle due to a terrible glory hole accident.
It was rough trying to convince my insurance to cover that.
Well I was speaking from experience.
Not be confused with “glory whole”, referring to a Scientologist who has achieved the state of Operating Thetan.
(When referring to Tom Cruise, allegedly both spellings of the phrase with or withing the “w” are applicable depending on the context.)
amazing! i’m sure you paid a lot of money for that information!
“What the…why aren’t you just resting your case?!” – Bobby Fischer vs. Spassky
Too soon!
For the record, Stanger DID spend three minutes in a gay bar. It was very loud, there was a lot of dancing, and she saw two guys making out. So I think she’s more than entitled to make a few inferences about the community. Go ahead Patti, infer away.
Wait… Wait… don’t let her rest her case before she compares all Jewish girls to herself. At that point she will have crossed the line so far, there is no way to return.
All humans are terrible
here’s where you weant wrong…you should qualify it to say that SOME humans are terrible, unless you wanted to be more specific and say “All humans are terrible….if they have a show on Bravo”
I upvoted this before I got the joke.
” You know… Jewish girls are all the same. Shallow, vapid, raised in a wealthy household, selfish, obnoxious, high-maintenance to the point of sheer insanity, stuck-up, the worst woman to date/marry on planet earth, yet deemed the most desirable by jewish mothers, who attempt to force them down the throats of their unsuspecting sons.”
-Patti Singer
*Stanger
It was a perfect routine up until the dismount.
one time i saw patti stanger at the salad bar at the jet blue terminal at jfk. we locked eyes so i HAD TO take my dick out, and rest it on slivered almonds. #itsnotachoice
Is this related to how you got to be known as Soft Gabe?
That read like a little one act play. Bravo! (the expression not the network)
My fiance and I live three blocks from a bath house – I think there’s probably some whipping out at eye lock going on there. By the way – bath houses look super creepy from the outside. There’s no sign or windows, and the only thing we can see from the doorway is an ATM and an ominous red door. During pride week (San Diego) they hung LED rainbow lights from the roof. It was festive.