Dreamworks has hired the woman who wrote E.T. to write an adaptation of Roald Dahl’s The BFG. She better not fuck it up!
I’m not familiar with this book, but I assume it’s a sequel to James and The Giant Peach and that it’s about a Big Fucking Grape.
It’s actually about the Minnesota-based white power band Bound For Glory.
Why do you know this
Some of my best friends are white.
Big Fake AND Gay – an internet love story
If it’s a sequel, then obviously it’s a sequel to BFF.
Forget BFG, they need to make a Danny, the Champion of the World Movie!
B.F.G. = Better. Fucking. Get-it-right.
Transformers nerds had their fun. This is MY childhood.
I just cringed at the idea of Transformers nerds. I liked the show as a kid and stuff, but having a full fledged nerd devotion to something with that little depth is really unsettling to me.
Says the guy with a Star Wars avatar.
The Star Wars universe has tons of depth. It might not all be brilliant, but there’s plenty there. Transformers is not the same, Mexi-face.
But that’s because nerds took it and created their own universe. The original trilogy didn’t contain much more depth than Transformers.
My point was not that Transformers fans are nerds. I was a fan of the show and toys, too. But there were total Transformers nerds. That is the parallel. I was a book nerd.
I love this Twitter game! #roalddahlstoryorpenisnickname
“Let me show you my chocolate factory” eww.
George’s Marvellous Medicine (SIDE NOTE: Best used if your name is George)
The Enormous Crocodile (may require use of a green sharpie)
Right out of the gate with the most awful imagery! Props.
Can’t wait for when snozzcumbers are replaced with Resse’s Blasterz.
I wish Wes Anderson would just buy all the rights to all the Roald Dahl books and make all the movies exactly like Fantastic Mr. Fox. That is my Christmas wish.
There is actually already a BFG film. It was brilliant and had this wonderful song about farting.
Thank god someone remembers this, i thought I might have imagined it. Also no amount of CGI can make the other, not so friendly giants scarier than they were when I was a kid.
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