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Comments (46)
  1. “Don’t just stand there, DO SOMETHING!”

  2. Is the alert because she didn’t put enough Capri Sun in the funnel, or because she wasn’t using real fruit juice?

  3. Talk about a MILF!

    (Mother I’d like to filechargesagainst)

  4. This is certainly an interesting retelling of the Courtney Stoddard Origin Story

  5. that’s it, i’m going to terra nova.

  6. Next up: sippy cup keg stands!

  7. OH SHIT, (Chocolate Milk) KEG STAND

  8. “you mean i could have just brought her out to party with me?” – casey anthony

  9. Other things taught that day include ‘Juice Pong’ and ‘Flip Sippy Cup.’

  10. The real outrage is that they wasted an import on that kid.

  11. considering this is florida we’re talking about, just be happy it wasn’t a meth pipe.

    • Anyone know if Florida has abstinence only sex-ed? Seems likely.
      If you’ve got a beer bong in use around your kid enough that he’s hankering to take part, then it definitely sounds like you’ve had a kid way too early (or you are old and dumb).

      • As a survivor of the Miami public school system, I struggle with deciding whether abstinence only would have been a less scarring alternative to having a 70 year old man teaching 15 year old me how to properly apply a condom…

        • I should mention that I’m a girl and was probably the only one in that health class that had never even been to first base. Being too tall and too smart is the best protection against pregnancy in high school.

  12. Yes, bro that is AWESOME.

  13. I’ve seen worse cases of child endangerment out of Florida…

  14. You guys are all being ridiculously harsh. I mean obviously none of you know how hard it is to bring up a child in today’s economic climate with your wife who is also your sister…

  15. I’m more concerned that she dressed the kid in Crocs.

  16. And it’s people like me and my husband (responsible, college educated, tax-paying small business owner) that aren’t having kids because we don’t think we’d be a good enough parents. Sheesh, if I knew that THIS was the bar. (Good double use of the word “bar” I think.)

  17. This is sort of unrelated but just thought I’d share that I once someone do a beer bong of beer and cut up hot dog pieces.

  18. I can’t figure out how to post my desired picture (new to the site, bad with computers, and also stupid), so I will describe my intended post to you, and then you can mail me your upvotes.

    I would have posted the picture of the “more sand” girl, and then put “more juice”.

    *bows*

  19. Well, at least she’s not as bad as Casey Anthony? too soon?

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  21. BAD PARENTING ALERT! BAD PARENTING ALERT! BAD PARENTING ALERT! BAD PARENTING ALERT!

  22. Dude, that kid is going to get so fucking HYDRATED!

  23. I was at that tailgate! Very fun tailgate!

    TheUInventedGabe

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