Knitting Machine Inventor: It’s a machine that knits whatever image you want.
Person: Oh, that’s cool. How’d you make it?
Knitting Machine Inventor: [Long answer, pretty impressive, very bori--]
Person: Oooooh, ok, yeah I get it. So what kind of things have you made with it?
Knitting Machine Inventor: Well, I made this scarf with my face on it. See? [Wraps head completely in scarf.]
Person: Mmm…hm. What even…How would you wear tha–?…Have you made anything else?
Knitting Machine Inventor: Of course. I’ve made a sweater of Bill Cosby wearing a sweater of Bill Cosby.
Person: Oohh, haha, I get it, because of like “Cosby Sweaters.” That’s pretty good.
Knitting Machine Inventor: What?
Person: Like how Bill Cosby is famous for wearing sweaters or whatever? He wore lots of them on The Cosby Show?
Knitting Machine Inventor: Oh, huh. I don’t know about that show.
Person: What? Then why…?
Knitting Machine Inventor: I just heard about Bill Cosby on TV and I thought it would be a good looking sweater? I thought he would look nice in it, I don’t know.
Person: Oh.
Knitting Machine Inventor: Yeah. Do you know him?

Scene. (Via BuzzFeed.)

Comments (19)
  1. Can somebody build a machine that makes pudding pops? I miss them.

  2. our generation’s this

  3. Oh man, now we have machines that can make clothes with whatever picture on them that you want?! SCIENCE!

  4. What a KNIT-wit!

  5. OH MAN I DIDNT WANT TO LIKE THIS GUY AT FIRST BUT THAT IS VERY NEAT AND COOL ILL TAKE ONE PLEASE BUT WITH NICHOLAS CAGE’S FACE INSTEAD

  6. Whatever, I built a time machine just so I could watch Saved By the Bell before it was considered ironic to do so.

  7. Didn’t some Disney character prick her finger on that machine? And then fall into a coma?

  8. OMG! My mom (Hi, Becca’s mom!) has a knitting machine EXACTLY like this! Without the hacks of course. You can put patterns in, but it’s way more manual than whatever this guy’s done to his.

    This can basically be KNITCEPTION.

  9. nope, this is cool. i think it’s cool.*

    *i knit, so anything i think is cool is probably not cool.

  10. I hope somebody in Bill Cosby’s family, or at least a friend, is a Monster.

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