NEVER GET. (Thanks for the tip, Seth.)
Forged by these guys:
Shut it down. It’s over. The whole thing.
No, The Justice League are DC, but Forge was a character from Marvel comics. He shot the X-man Storm with a ray gun inspired my the one used by ROM: Spaceknight and took away her powers for a time in the mid-80′s.
I’ll go back to the basement in a minute, mom! Where are my pizza rolls?!?!?
Presented without comment, I heard the following statement on the radio this morning:
“This is the first time the Yankees have clinched a playoff berth since we killed Bin Laden.”
“AND IT WILL BE THE LAST!!” -Osama bin Poltergeist
this makes me so mad!
CHANGE YOU CAN BELIEVE IN!
Why doesn’t the coin show the body!?
I can’t look away.
See what I did there? You see what I did there.
Making this our legal tender is clearly the key to economic recovery.
“…on the other side, the tragic reminders, the World Trade Center, The Pentagon, and The Golden Snitch from Harry Potter”
I like how the grown x-ray repair tech who obviously was never in the military proudly pins the fake lapel pin of Seal Team Six to the chest of his orange polo shirt. That is something an adult would definitely do.
You’re ignoring his high quality ‘turn and smirk’ action there. 50 takes it took him, but by Gorsh it was worth it.
Or wait, was that the fake soldier. It’s all kind of a blur. Thanks, Whisky!
I was really hoping he’d get the collector’s gun! But I guess a pin is okay… I guess.
“Finally!” – guy who has been looking for a currency dumber than Yap money
Cash or credit, sir?
Neither. America coins.
wow, is it really forged in brass?
In loving tribute to the brass balls of the SEAL team that got him.
Each coin contains a small trace of metal from the bullets that killed him. Hold the coin in both hands. Good. His blood is now on your hands. Feels good, doesn’t it? That’ll be $19.95.
Can’t wait for the Rick Perry action figure!
Rick Perry action figure sold separately
Now available with the limited edition hangman’s noose! Just pay separate S&H!
S&H IS REQUIRED BY EXECUTIVE ORDER
why does Death Row Barbie look pregnant? I hope it’s just the odd fit of the stripes.
Would Rick Perry execute a pregnant woman? Because then he’s kind of performing and abortion and we all know that abortions are MURDER.
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Patrick M I give you infinite thumbs up.
Thanks, I’d like to apply some of them to my unloved joke about Yap money.
Spare justice? God bless you. … Spare justice? Spare justice? MAN I JUST SAW YOU PAY FOR THAT FOOD WITH FREEDOM, I KNOW YOU GOT JUSTICE BACK, I SAW THE LADY HAND IT TO YOU! DON’T YOU LIE TO MY FACE ABOUT HAVIN’ NO JUSTICE!
No Anti-Americano here (on controir) but this is not a very proud page in America’s history.
Did you people realise, that the most technologically advanced nation, spend shit loads of $$$, hunting the most hated person on the face on Earth and finally managed to find him…
…a decade later hiding in his own luxurious house.
He was probably like 90 years old, led a full happy life and enjoyed a quick painless death.
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